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Samus Aran

Tokyo, Japan

----------HAVE U EVER?---------

(x) smoked a cigarette or dick
(x) smoked anything else
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's dick
(x) been in love
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) been arrested
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a dick
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone die
(x) had/have/have hasd a crush on one of your friends whos the same sex
(x) been on a plane
(x) been snowboarding..
(x) met someone from online
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched dick shaped clouds go by
(x) made a dick angel
(x) built a dick castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of dick shaped leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an dick
(x) touched a snake(dick)
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been dicked
(x) robbed someone
(x) pet a reindeer/goat/dick
(X) won a contest
(x) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car accident
(x) witnessed a car accident
(x) orchestrated a car accident
(x) had/have braces
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned you're are dick
(x) been obsessed with post-it dicks
(x) squished baredick through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the dick
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and dicks
(x) sang karaoke
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your dick
(x) caught a snowflake on your dick
(x) kissed dick in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) hate all jocks
(x) crashed a vehicle into a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a dick
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
(x) sucked "penis" in class
(x) ate dog food/dick/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
(x) have a large black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your dick to something
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-dicked cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) didnt take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) ate a duck
(x) are scared to watch home alone 1 alone
(x) believe in ghost dicks
(x) jumped into a pool fully clothed
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) caught a dick
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) laughed so cried you hard
(x) gone skinny dicking
(x) been dicked out of your house
( ) not been samus irl

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etep posted on November 05, 2009 @ 7:49am

Added a system to prevent taking out the Patriarch instantly with one giant group of pipe bombs.

Rentago posted on November 02, 2009 @ 10:00pm

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