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say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

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Brainerd, Minnesota, United States 

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.

Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...


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For I Much Desire to Speak With posted on July 05, 2011 @ 12:06pm
Water under the bridge, with my dick.


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dis gaem is so fun i am autistiocu amnd i love it and it makes me feel normal whjen playignds wif peasople

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 12:23pm

di game is fun but ther eis no shooting call of dooty is better

Leave a comment July 3rd, 2011 @ 11:46am

Really fun game to purchase and troll children.

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