I love the hell out of this game, enough to buy it three times now, but god DAMN if some of the extra challenges aren't hair-pullingly frustrating. I do not care how many times you rerelease this from here on out Platine Dispositif, I'm not platinuming the game a fourth time. Christ almighty.

Okay now back to trying to do some of the absurd crap to unlock the hidden endboss as playable.

Not worth playing unless you want to constantly be hampered by cash shop restrictions. It's not even a subscription model: you're paying them on an area-by-area basis, and god help you if you want more cards (gotta pay in Sonybucks for more cards, don't you know). To make matters worse some of the few free areas you get give you silly-ass restrictions. Yeah, we just made you sit through a tutorial about summoning creatures and spellcasting and things. Your first real mission: go kill a level 1 goblin with melee attacks. You can't even be a fucking wizard or you fail the mission. Good going dudes.

For Sale: One (1) entirely unfinished game, abandoned by creator who could not bear the shame of what he created and ushered into the world. Menus still bear the scars of their birth, promising that the remaining 2/3rds of the game are <<coming soon>> four years later.

Will throw in one (1) level editor to sweeten the deal, so you too can use the game's built-in platforms with WackyCollision™ and enemies such as "Bat who splits into smaller/faster bats who split into even smaller/faster bats when THOSE are shot" or "Penis-shaped robot fish who menaces you after stealing the diamond from Bejeweled" to create the ending yourself! All this and more for only the low, low price of $5 and the sense of self-loathing and exhibitionism needed to advertise both buying and then creating more of this terrible, gutter-dwelling title!