Bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes.
Ninja Space Vipers is not a secret organization. It is an organization with secrets. Our clan is financed by the ill-gotten fortunes of certain unfortunate Nigerian warlords. We pray nightly to the patron saint Abacha, whose chastity as a widow is matched only be her gratitude for our aid in removing large sums of cash from her barbaric country. With all that money we quit our jobs and devoted ourselves to TF2. In order to join NSV you must play at least 50 hours per week, and have a full suit of epic armor. We also expect you be able to recall to Tusker Island, as most of our leveling happens there. Our training regimen is intense (more on that later), our hazing quite frankly illegal, and our mouths fouler than Dan Quayle, but if you can handle it, you may just have what it takes to a Ninja Space Viper.
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