Tom
Thomas Carrino   Mount Dora, Florida, United States
 
 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly, the bee of course flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Race: Biggie Cheese

Gender: Kraft's Mac and Cheese

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[Intro]
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。

[Verse]
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
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Brain Dead Apr 6 @ 2:36pm 
Thanks for the videos.
Gurgling Dec 22, 2016 @ 4:49pm 
Do not Accept a friend request from Chrisopher Davies andJessicaDavies They Are hackers. Tell everyone on your list Because if somebody on yourlist adds him, he'll be on your list too. He'll figure out your Computer's IP and your personal information, so copy & paste this message and sent it to all of your fyi i got this from someone else
Das Green Nut Nov 8, 2016 @ 8:54pm 
Hey, saw you play l4d2, intrested in playin together?
Tom Nov 6, 2016 @ 8:15am 
My description says it all
Gurgling Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:51am 
who even are you