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and you, Marcus, you have given me many things; now I shall give you this good
advice. Be many people. Give up the game of being always Marcus Cocoza. You
have worried too much about Marcus Cocoza, so that you have been really his slave
and prisoner. You have not done anything without first considering how it would
affect Marcus Cocoza’s happiness and prestige. You were always much afraid that
Marcus might do a stupid thing, or be bored. What would it really have mattered? All
over the world people are doing stupid things ... I should like you to be easy, your lit-tle heart to be light again. You must from now, be more than one, many people, as
many as you can think of ...’


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Herr Wolf posted on February 05, 2012 @ 5:14pm
Damn you're gay
 
ƒЇḺ♏ posted on December 21, 2011 @ 8:33am
dat multiplicity
 
Cocky posted on November 27, 2011 @ 11:42pm
BABY PLEASE
 
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ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP posted on June 07, 2011 @ 5:36pm
Hey man, did you also notice that Cockbat's wife is a bitch? Total buzzkill bro.
 
Cocky posted on April 03, 2011 @ 3:51pm
He plays games on steam.

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RWEECD ALL DAY

The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away.

Endless linking of muscle-bound shemale monstrosities, gay porn and grown men masquerading as ponies, all part of a never-ending trolling mating dance of deviants and perverts.

I was in RWCD.

Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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14:53 - Hooper: man i really want to have sex with a man

07:17 - Lakkan: My sister actually used to bite my butt when I was a kid

20:30 PM - TheNose: Dead or alive you're cumming in me.

21:52 - Coop: jesus
21:52 - Coop: dont mix mouth druns + weed and clcohold
21:52 - Coop: result my be hilarious
21:53 - Coop: Im vpoice laughing

18:57 - AJ: I read somewhere that a horse vagina literally sucks your penis.

12:51 - Stilth: you get like 280€ a month right?
12:51 - Nife: 750 banana coins

04:33 - ƒЇḺ♏: i got off to some gay furry shit the other day
04:33 - ƒЇḺ♏: pretty sure i've lost my mind

00:14 - Coop: the space elevator has stairs in case theres an electric cut

14:57 - Hooper: It's a scientific fact women like men with round, muscular butts
14:57 - Hooper: I'm going to look for a guy with a round
14:57 - Hooper: muscular
14:57 - Hooper: butt

20:44 - AJ: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father
20:44 - Coop: he is gay now

21:03 - Herbeh: I would never fuck my son without kissing him first

09:27 - Atlantis Ascendant {BEER BARON}: I LIKE MY WIMMEN LIKE I LIKE MY WHISKY, 8 YEARS OLD AND WITH A PENIS

01:48 - Stilth: OH SHIT
01:49 - Stilth: I shouted IM GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS so loud that everyone woke up

13:12 - Fluttershy: man last night I had the weirdest most homo of dreams
13:12 - Fluttershy: I met some guy I haven't seen in 6 years and we were hugging without shirts on a beach
13:12 - Fluttershy: I woke up after just kind of looking around and wondering what the fuck I was doing

22:16 - Cockbat: Having a wank
22:16 - Cockbat: suddenly
22:16 - Cockbat: I farted
22:16 - Cockbat: and my boner died
22:16 - Cockbat: And now I am sitting in a seat reeking of fart holding my soft penis
22:16 - Cockbat: it is like an image of depression

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