(not) Altima
I am NOT the real Bill Wurtz...
 
 
It's not fair, it's not right...
デビル (WEMP) #no_refund : you cant imitate dicks
デビル (WEMP) #no_refund : face it
デビル (WEMP) #no_refund : all two shitties faggots are genji mains
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
Artwork Showcase
Welcome to my profile!
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For the people who actually care
ADDING ME
If you add me, you must:
Tell me why you're adding me in the comments
Speak basic English
Not have a VAC/Game Ban thats younger than 100 days (this rule will be revoked if I catch you hacking)
Not have a private profile
Not add me for trading, UNLESS you want to negotiate, just send me a trade offer instead...
Being an avid Overwatch/Mann vs. Machine player/Zootopia fan will increase your chance of being accepted
Being an avid CS;Go/Dota 2 player will decrease the chance of being accepted
ABOUT ME

Where I live it's Central Time [www.timeanddate.com]
I can either be an introvert or very talkative, depending on how I feel
I can be very annoying, and if I am, please ask me to stop
I also complain alot, if I do, please tell me to stop
If my picture wasn't drawn on MS Paint, It's not mine
I change my profile picture and name very often, you'll probably want to give me a nickname
I'm usually a very friendly person when not playing multiplayer games, but I can become very toxic, very easily ingame...
Judy Hopps fanatic
My Steamrep report was for a practical joke I pulled on the reporter over a year ago

NONSTEAM CONTACTS
Rockstar ID: Snake1326
Reddit : snake1326
Trash of Clans Tag: #Q2UY2QGY
EvolveHQ ID: Snake1326 [www.evolvehq.com]
Battle.net ID: Snake1326#1771

NAME HISTORY
snake1326 (Beginning-late 2014)
General Pyro (Early 2015)
Juggernog (Early 2015)
FR4G/CL4P-TP (Early-mid 2015-Mid-late 2015)
MINAC (Mid-late 2015-Early-mid 2016)
Altima's naic hat (Mid 2016)
naic hat (Mid 2016-Now)

OVERWATCH
Rank 130+
~2500 SR (Early Platinum)
Zenyatta main
Can't play Offense Heroes (excluding Reaper, and even then I'm mediocre at best)
OW Stats [masteroverwatch.com]
Season 3 Stats [i.imgur.com]
Season 4 Stats (as of 4/18/17) [prntscr.com]
Battle.net ID: Snake1326#1771

MANN VS. MACHINE
I almost always pub Mecha Engine by myself or with a few friends, please don't invite me to your lobbies, especially if it's expert

TOURS:
OIl Spill: 1
Steel Trap: 2
Mecha Engine: 30 (120+ if you count repeats)
Two Cities: 40 (~100 if you count repeats)
Gear Grinder: 14 (~40 if you count repeats)

RARE LOOT:
Mecha Engine:
Tour 3: Gold Botkiller Medigun
Tour 7: Gold Botkiller Scattergun
2-Cities:
Tour 2: Professional Killstreak Medigun Kit Fabricator
Don't remember tour 3-30

Gear Grinder:
Tour ???: Diamond Botkiller Scattergun

MvMLobby [mvmlobby.com]

MEANING OF STATUSES (although it should be obvious)
IN-GAME: Depends on the game.
LOOKING TO PLAY: Looking to play
LOOKING TO TRADE: Looking to trade
AWAY: Away
BUSY: Busy
OFFLINE: Offline or simply don't feel like being bothered

RANDOM LINKS THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT
PAYDAY2 Stats [pd2stats.com]
This is why no one likes Steam moderators [i.gyazo.com]
Backpack.tf profile [backpack.tf]
TF2's Artwork section in a nutshell
More reasons why no one likes the steam mods [imgur.com]
hot zootopia fanfic xdddd [imgur.com]
PERFECT GAMES
1: Tales From The Borderlands (11/6/16)
2: Portal 2 (1/1/17 [Singleplayer: 12/28/16])
3: The Walking Dead: Season 2 (1/8/17)
4: Super Blue Boy Planet (1/28/17)
Close to 100%
Terraria (94%)
LAST UPDATED ON 5/21/17
Screenshot Showcase
(THF)™ ZEUS : these must be pope's alt accounts
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Achievement Showcase
2,400
Achievements
4
Perfect Games
32%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Items Up For Trade
1,722
Items Owned
640
Trades Made
2,325
Market Transactions
Send me a Trade offer here

My backpack [backpack.tf]
backpack.tf profile and listsings [backpack.tf]
trade.tf bot [www.trade.tf]
HotRod Flames Aussie Stickybomb Launcher: 25 Keys
Black Bucket Bowl: 15 Ref
Lime Coif: 10 Ref
Put. Pigment: 22 Ref
Favorite Game
0.8
Hours played
18
Achievements
Workshop Showcase
Raining fire meteors

Comes in four color variants: green, orange, purple and blue
Not a team-colored nor paint-based-colors effect.
13,061 ratings
Status - Pending, Created by - heartLyss and Saint Lombax Akatsuki Na'vi

Recent Activity

2,496 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
82 hrs on record
last played on May 28
22 hrs on record
last played on May 27
(not) Altima 40 minutes ago 
ÁT™bow2MastakickerNoobs!: tell him i ll do that the moment his IQ average is better than mine
your typical 2cidiot 3 hours ago 
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MannsOverMeta May 28 @ 4:57am 
yeko
[Anti-NSS] Lucario May 28 @ 4:57am 
Fill your tongue in my asshole.
The Wessex Hill May 28 @ 1:31am 
trans
Eldred May 27 @ 7:17pm 
call me gay, its my kink.