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Member since:
June 11, 2004
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10 - EAGLES SCREAM!
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108.8 hrs past 2 weeks
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2. Portal
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I did a Flip

Breadman

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

So one day I was down at the beach and i saw a bird with only one wing, pretty strange i know, but it didn't lose any function becuase of it. It simple flew away as if the other wing was still functioning. That was the day I decided anything was possible, so I set out to do the impossible as well. I went straight down to Maccas and ordered a large quarter pounder meal and ate all but the chips becuase they were cold and crappy, then I walked straight up the nearest flight of stairs and thought who would read this piece of shit this far, it's not even interesting or funny.


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... and you thought your clan was bogan!

ESKY

56 Members

0 Chatting, 5 In-Game, 12 Online

ESKY is a new Aussie clan created specifically to meet the pwning needs of the CSS community. Though we are bogan, we do intend to build ESKY into a very sexy and powerful warring clan. But for now, we are a group of midgets at a death metal concert.

With perseverance and stilts, we shall surely pwn!


CLAN--------------------------------------------------

The officers are:

Blaice
McLovin
{McLovin}

The grunts are:

Everyone else with the tag up.

We want to keep quality over quantity in ESKY, so if you want one of your mates to join make sure they're either as cool as you or hardcore legit. We don't want prepubescent funboys, unfunny fagbags, nubstains, smacktards, or softcocks.

STATUS-----------------------------------------------

We will remain a ‘laxed out’ caszh clan for the time being since most of us either work or study full time.

Nevertheless, we will always try to take up on scrim offers. So if you know another clan that is keen to get absolutely mutilated then set up a scrim by all means. You don't have to be an officer to do that.

FOCUS------------------------------------------------

I know the majority of ESKY players are office and dust2 whores and this is great because they're both awesome maps. But remember if we want to war in the future (and get better at scrimming) we have to have a pretty solid understanding of the mechanics of other less popular maps.

RULES-------------------------------------------------

(1) Don’t blow our rep! (i.e. Don’t hack!)

(2) Treat people with respecticide. Don’t make all of ESKY look bad by talking shit, spamming mic, falsely accusing someone for being hackurate.

(3) If you're seen with another clan's tag up, you'll be kicked and your mums balls sent to you one by one. (Temporary slutting is fine).

(4) If you have a problem with ESKY, don't just leave. Instead, tell us what it is so we can better ourselves as a clan. Otherwise I'll eat your father's tits.

(5) If Blaice rages, you damn well rage with him!

(6) Pierce Brosnan is the ONLY James Bond; joining ESKY means you agree to this.

(7) If you pwn someone say to them: "OH DAMN BITCH, THE ESKY LID SLAMMED SHUT ON YO AZZ!"

(8) Girls with low self-esteem are awesome!

(9) A member must have eaten All-Bran for breakfast at least ONCE in their life or at least dreamed about it.

(10) School children washing cars to raise money for charity - is there anything more arousing? ESKY says NO!

DIPLOMACY-----------------------------------------

ESKY is in high standing with:

»|LPH|«™ (Linkin Park Henchmen)
{¥.Ø.ß}™ (Ye Olde Bastards)
| βιf | (Baptised in Fire)
SFer™ (Suffer)
{Elk}

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