♥ SATЯЯYSCOK ♥
Starchy Sack, Stirry Spoon, Starry Cock   British Columbia, Canada
 
 
"Yeah, because a sock covered in stars can only be a good thing." -Fahl
Please leave a comment before you add me if I don't know who you are~

A cardboard belt is just a waist of paper.
In Soviet Russia, they wrote in all lower case. It was because they hated capitalism.
Leather jackets are best for sneaking because they're literally made out of hide.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.


Don't add me just to flirt with me, I am happily taken
Don't add me just to RP either. I barely do anyways, even with my close friends

awesome song [soundcloud.com] my friend made for me!
(I know this link is broken, I'll try to add a new one when my friend uploads it elsewhere)



Masturbating to Trap porn is the least gay thing there is! See, if you fap to gay porn, that's gay. But if you fap to "straight" porn, there is one girl, sure, but there's also a guy, which makes it 50% gay. If you fap to a trap fucking a girl, that's one full girl, and then a half girl, half boy, making it only 25% gay. Plus, if the penis is feminine enough, the percentage shrinks even further. The ideal would be, theoretically, fapping to 2 girls, but that would be homosexual lesbian sex, which brings it back around to gay again. Thus, if you aren't fapping to traps, you are at least 50% faggot.

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About STARRYSOCK, your Lord and Savior
~Read before adding me~
General stuff!

Go ahead and add me if you want, but try to avoid doing so unless I know you or you actually want to get to know me. Having random friends who never say anything is great and all, but please don't friend me just because I have a nice profile or you need filler friends for yours.
My groups are mainly memes, I don't do normally serious stuff
I don't play multiplayer a lot outside of Dirty Bomb, so don't expect to be spammed with invites.
If you want to play, tell me before hand so I can find a good time for both of us!
I love artwork, especially anime and furry stuff.
I'm not that great at artwork, but I'm trying to improve and still love looking at it. Although for some reason I'm great with pixel art, but that's about it ;w;
I change my profile picture occasionally. Although I usually edit the hell out of them, they usually aren't my own. Current artist: Pinkushika
Please don't spam me with links to your discord server or whatever, I don't want another chatroom I'll never visit.
I love listening to music. I'm very picky, but like a lot of different stuff. Usually anything high energy, a lot of Vocaloid, Kpop and Jpop. So do with that as you will.
I don't watch a lot of TV, movies, YouTube, etc, since a lot of it's awful. But I do like some of it. If you're gonna send me stuff, make sure it's funny!
I almost never watch game streaming, please don't ask me to watch yours.
Mention the hat, get invited to the Christmas hat group.
Favourite Colour: #00FFFF
I'm MtF
Sexuality: Does it matter? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I likely won't accept friend requests from:
Private profiles, and accounts with no profile picture.
Accounts below Steam level 2.
Accounts with depressing descriptions and such (it gets me down, sorry).

You will be removed if:
You never make an effort to talk to me and I still don't know you.
You're rude to me or my friends.
You keep asking me to do something I've blatantly said no to and it starts to annoy me.

Messaging me
Feel free to message me any time. I'm shy and rarely start conversations, but I love to chat
You can message me even if I'm offline or busy too. I'll message you back the moment I can!
I do sometimes walk away from my computer in game or otherwise without changing my status. If I do miss your message, I'll reply as soon as I can. I'll never ignore you on purpose

Recent Activity

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last played on May 27
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Glucky 21 hours ago 
*spins your cock*
♥ SATЯЯYSCOK ♥ May 26 @ 10:29pm 
*lewds the margalo*
margalo May 26 @ 9:12pm 
<insert dick-related meme here>
Glucky May 26 @ 7:39pm 
fukin nerds
Hey Guys! It's your Friendly neighbor man here
Bcuz you look like fun.