The Story of Midnight, by $unshine`.

Many things are strange in Midnight’s life, one thing that would particularly get the mind going would be why is someone with the Steam ID of STEAM_0:0:4969816 which indicates that they’ve had Steam for several years and no doubt also had the game Counter-Strike and Counter-Strike: Source for several years as well, could possibly be so bad at Counter-Strike: Source. This got the attention of Australia’s top scientists and they began to conduct several different tests to discover someone who had a 4miller Steam ID could possibly be so god awful at Counter-Strike: Source, they found semen on a dead pre-op transvestite that matched Midnight’s DNA. From the semen they did several tests.

These tests found what most people believed to be impossible!

When Midnight’s Father’s condom accidentally had a minor breakage those nine months before young Midnight was born. Something strange happened, instead of the common X chromosome that his father’s sperm should have been carrying, it had an extra chromosome known as the DUD chromosome.

This chromosome eventually builds up within the house body’s genital area, draining the young growing body of the energy it needs to grow properly this also explaining why Midnight has such a small penis and is a total dud root.

This investigation cost $12.50c.


Midnight is a dud, join my club.