Hi there. Move along.

Oh, you want to stick around? Well okay.

I'm geeky and inclined towards technology, drawing, cars and musicality, to name but a few. I try to sound intelligent but deep inside me I don't consider myself that much smarter than the average human, save for the occasional interesting fact that is not going to actually help you in real life in 8/10 cases I might spit out in an attempt to revive a Steam Chat should it flatline.

I enjoy racing games (all under mildly amusing names), as well as a number of First-Person Shooters with something going for them (like, not CoD and Battlefield), Sandboxes, Puzzles that are compelling and Action thingies, amongst other things.

I don't accept random Friend or Group invites. The Friends List is for people you know, chat to a lot, or at least enjoy playing with often, and not for 300+ people you don't even know how they managed to find you because they just see you as a good player/YouTuber/whatever.

Case: Corsair Carbide 400r
Motherboard: Gigabyte EP45-UD3LR
CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9650 @3GHz
RAM: 8GB (3.5 usable *sniff*)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GTX670 DirectCUII
Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate x86

Photoshop skill level: 5/200

Here's some reviews I made up in about 15 seconds:
Far Cry 3 - Oh God, yes.
Max Payne 3 - Quite different than the other Max Payne games, but I had fun.
Need for Speed - Most Wanted 2012: Burnout Paradise 2, not worth it that much.
Driver San Francisco - Driving semis into oncoming traffic was never this fun.
Crysis - Best of (what's left of) the Crysis series.
Thomas was Alone - Beautiful narration and likeable characters, AND THEY'RE RECTANGLES.
Spec Ops: The Line - Deconstructing all of the Shooter genre, and I love it. Bonus points for best plot of 2012 ever.
Grand Theft Auto IV - Good, but not as silly as, say, Vice City. Pick up EFLC and play TBOGT.
Medal of Honor Warfighter - NO.
Spore - Disappointing.
Team Fortress 2 - You'll still be playing it 3 years after you first picked it up, that's how good and how caring Valve are.
Portal 2 - Weeeeeeeee
Left 4 Dead 2 - Eats time and brains for breakfast
CS:GO - Possibly the best Counter Strike, still following the identical formula while keeping things fresh.
Dota 2 - I quite enjoy it, but the sheer number of players picking overpowered classes and not doing anything with them (most of the time) requires a lot of patience to play it.
Surgeon Simulator 2013 - BLOODEH BRILLIANT
Call of Juarez Bound in Blood - Aside from the hilariously crude animations (Techland syndrome), it's a very enjoyable Western. We need more Westerns.
Crysis - Immersive, beautiful and with the stealth mechanics CryTek are known for, it's a total blast.
Crysis 3 - Biggest pile of AAA poop I could ever think of. Nothing but lens flare and grass. And memory leaks. And overpowered-ness.
Dwarf Fortress - Urist McChris cancels homework: interrupted by carp.

*gasp for breath*

I'm not awesome.
But I really like cookies.

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