Gentlemen...

Good evening, fellow Gentlemen! The time is upon us to serve our fellow Gentlemen in the 'Art of Deception'. As a Gentleman, you will play a key role in the success of your fellow commissioned officers in the field.

You will have respect for the fallen, be they by your hand or by those around you.
You will have faith in the insertion of incriminating subsidary objects into those who oppose you.
You will, overall, leave nothing left standing in your wake.

Remember, fellow Gentlemen: You're never really on their side.