I wanted to show my Japanese friend a bit of American cuisine. So we went to Faggot Frank's Subs. We got settled and ordered the 6 inch hard ons and sirens went off, apparently we were the 1,000th customer. Boy was she was in for a treat. Two guys came out with fake subs wrapped around their cock, pushing them in our face. I don't know if you've ever smelled Japanese puke but their diet is obscene. She had to be restrained. I looked to my right and saw the most haunting silhouette of my fucking life. It was fucking faggot frank himself. He was wearing a hotdog costume and they don't even sell hotdogs there. This was fucking heaven.