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Xenosaurus Phon
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HAI IM ZOEY
Zoey Torre
Pleasanton, California, United States 
The Pyro is the Spy Crab's main predator. It hunts day and night, for the now endangered spy crab, to feed its young. The Pyro is now slowly going extinct. If we cannot raise the Spy Crab population to it's regular levels, both the Spy Crab and the Pyro will go extinct. Please, donate 1 dollar to save a Pyro and Spy crab. A baby Pyro says, "Please help! I'm just a cute widdle pyro, I dun wanna die!" This has been the Pyro Spy Crab Help Organization, asking for your help. Please call our number, 123-987-9182. Please, just please, donate at least 1$ to help a Pyro or Spy Crab in need.
*Cue sad music and pictures of malnourished Pyro's and spy crabs*
Sometimes, when I'm home alone, and I can't sleep, I strip naked and then shut off the lights. I then coat myself in vaseline and act like I'm a slug, but sometimes I put a bowl on my back and then act like a snail.
I also fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and then completely submerge myself, and act like I'm a meatball.
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boat's bros
sup bro
a few more incidents had occured in addition to the ones before. Such incidents are quite incompatible with my social packrat nature. Already dealing with the task of cramming for two exams and writing two term papers in a short period of time, the result was a temporary loss of sanity. Boat ate two pickles and drank mustard before going to bed as a temporary solution in the dream world to shitty situations in his waking life. However, his lack of awareness in his dream only made the situation worse. With an overwhelming writer's block, he finally came to the solution of making a Steam group.
u guise are liek bros (and a sis)
Dear ONTER DAME,
I wallpost you. You are bro and someday I hope to eat guitars with you. If it were possible, I would go on a DM spree just to meet you. If I met you I would bake a guitar shaped cake. Will you play Mordecai to me? I would sing Mordecai to you. We would go on a DM spree when we meet each other, and I would be so happy.
Love,
boot
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It's a fun game. That means you should buy it. BUY IT NAAAOOO!!!
