The Ssssymbol of Razzadoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyrd
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Razzadoon is an evil techno-ssorcerer who ssseeks to conquer the world by cursssing people into the forms of varrioussss caniness, wildcatsss and racoonss. And occasionally hedgehogs, hawks, powerful mythical animals, and small blue cave lizards. He -- we asssumed it was a he -- was ssseeking ssssomething -- what it was, we never found out -- but we, the victimssss of his firssst curssse, were jussst causualties made to sssend a messssage to the world -- a messsage that would tell them to sstay out of Razzadoooon's way. Some of ussss banded together to try and turn his technology, whatever it was, againssst him -- to make him feel as naked and helplesssss as we did! It was more of a revenge thing than a ssaving-the-world thing.
But when we found him -- although "it", or even "her", might be a more appropriate form of appellation -- Razzadoon put ussss through indesssssscribable pain and torment for sseveral lifetimes before throwing usss out into the New Wilds of Earth, there to live as thessse carrrnivorousssss animals for the resst of our infinite exisstences. You sssee, Razzadooon is one of the Great Old Ones -- who have been lurking in the oceans for eons, among crrreepy foressstss of kelp, disguised as what you remaining humanss called "ottersss". And to make these things even more confusing the otterss would dissguise themsselves as humansss, though only occasionally. And now they arre rising and taking over the worrrld in the wierdessst and mosst horrifying ways posssssible!!! NO ONE IS SSSSAFE!!! But I'm ssome sssort of sssmart, talking wild cat now and I prrobably jussst want to eat you. Ssso maybe you shouldn't listen to anything I ssay in cassse it's a trick. But if thisss is a trrick, then how come I'm thissss ssmart furry feline? Oh well. Maybe I've been thissss carnivorrous cat my whole life and jussst never noticed until now. Either way I should get out of thisss lab. All these aquaphiliac rressearchers give me the crrreepss...
Synthesizer music! Skinny Puppy meets Jesse Cook! Or if you prefer, Industrial meets Spanish Guitar. And trombone, for good measure. I like trombone. I might actually share the song too.
Or if you prefer, Industrial meets Spanish Guitar. And trombone, for good measure. I like trombone. I might actually share the song too.
And check out http://www.planetdescent.net/index.php?action=media;sa=album;in=65 for some strange songs that have been hidden away on a far corner of the net -- not many people have heard those ones.