MacH: dude if i had some fucking chronic shit right now MacH: i would watch all these fish videos MacH: and masturbate with my own tears as lubricant
Big [D] I.E. LB: fail boat = titanic
? natey: muffins are just ugly cupcakes ? natey: or you could put me in one of those dog purses ? natey: :OP ? natey: id be like a little nate chihuahua ? natey: <pats sneek on the head> ? natey: THATS A GOOD LIL RERE
snEEk^: tell me a story -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: hmm -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: there once was godly man named kevin -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: he was so amazing that everyone in the villages nearby looked up to him -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: and praised him so much -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: then one day -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: one of the villages fucked up -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: and didnt praise him -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: so godly kevin -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: got pissed off -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: and decided to stick it back at them -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: and burn the fuckin village down -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: and they all died -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: :) -|tU|- PB #tuclan monSTAR: the end True story.
surmata #justthetip #nog: im god surmata #justthetip #nog: well not really surmata #justthetip #nog: when you think about it surmata #justthetip #nog: i am everything surmata #justthetip #nog: and everyone at once surmata #justthetip #nog: IM YO VAGINA surmata #justthetip #nog: im everyones vagina surmata #justthetip #nog: except my cunty coworker surmata #justthetip #nog: fucking bitch ass
SeaKnight505: SNEEK! SeaKnight505: can i ask a favor? .snEEk^: Depends. SeaKnight505: OPEN MY EYES! (\>.</) .snEEk^: BUT YOU ARE ASIAN .snEEk^: I PHYSICALLY can't! SeaKnight505: exactly SeaKnight505: Let me see that light SeaKnight505: i must change nationality SeaKnight505: for this
th1rteen // Trinity: you no talky to me th1rteen // Trinity: >:( .snEEk^: I'm so sorry th1rteen // Trinity: NO th1rteen // Trinity: ITS TOO LATE th1rteen // Trinity: We're breaking up. Again. th1rteen // Trinity: :< you broke my e-heart. .snEEk^: You are my bit, byte and pixel th1rteen // Trinity: Awww :3 I <3 you again. th1rteen // Trinity: you spoke nerdy to me! No one's ever spoken nerd to me :3 .snEEk^: oh baby ;) .snEEk^: If I knew that was going to get you going. .snEEk^: You make my software, hardware ;)
surmata #justthetip #nog: ITS MORE LIKE A TAKE LIFE BY THE BALLS AND MAKE IT YOUR BITCH ON YOUR OWN TIME, KIND OF THING
surmata #justthetip #nog: PEOPLE WILL NITPICK OVER ANYTHING surmata #justthetip #nog: IF THEY HAD A PRE-EXISTING REASON TO WANT TO NOT LIKE YOU surmata #justthetip #nog: WHICH IS WHY YOU GOTTA BE AS THOROUGH AS POSSIBLE surmata #justthetip #nog: IN SITUATIONS LIKE SO surmata #justthetip #nog: TO PREVENT CUNTS FROM BEING CUNTS
