SMFSW's POSTAL Achievement Progress

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19 of 27 (70%) achievements earned:

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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 6:43am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 5:07am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 7:33am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 6:46am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2016 @ 2:24am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.

Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 4:31am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.

Unlocked Mar 15, 2014 @ 5:25am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2016 @ 2:57am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Unlocked Apr 27, 2014 @ 8:10am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 7:51am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2014 @ 1:21pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 7:20am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Unlocked Mar 23, 2014 @ 8:16am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 6:54am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 6:44am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2016 @ 7:37am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.

Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 4:51am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.

Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 7:46am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.

3,307 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.

101,248 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.

31,606 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.

9,082 / 10,000