Slacker the Janitor
Vidal   Omaha, Nebraska, United States
Ultimate College Level Scatterbrained Twat.
Smiling at despair in the name of hope.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little masked bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the police academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 50 Blessings, and I have over 300,000 confirmed points. I am trained in shotgunning and I am the top detective in the entire Miami Police Derpartment. You are nothing to me but just another vigilante looking for their 15 minutes of fame. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision which has never been seen before in this fucking city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through your mask? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Chief of the Miami Police Department and your call is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet, maggot, the bullet that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, vigilante. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways. And that's just with my magnum. Not only am I extensively trained in gun executions, but I am the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time, and if you disagree then you're a Fan Faggot or Jacket Jackoff. They're not even that good of a killer, they've already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, the Miami Mutilator. Sounds scary, huh? Good thing I'm on the case - Manny Pardo. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever raid was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could've taken off your mask. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I am Manny Pardo, strong, charismatic, thick-skinned, intelligent, good looking; you're fucking dead, kiddo.

Monday, December 26, 2016
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⎛⎝Vaegir Guard⎠⎞ Mar 6 @ 5:47am 
You can't win this one max.
the furry Feb 28 @ 7:43pm 
devil may cry is awesome
Soviet Badger Feb 23 @ 8:34pm 
To be fair you need a pretty high iq to understand the complexity of the opening and closing of Danganronpa 3. :kyoko_DGR:
mikpro1 Feb 18 @ 5:51pm 
Cunt from USA .
⎛⎝Vaegir Guard⎠⎞ Feb 12 @ 4:20pm 
B.J. Blazkowicz in Wolfenstein 2: the New Collosus was retconned into being a jew (Jewness overrides nationality), his POLISH father was an ebil antisemide who personally set on fire 160000000 gorillon Jews in Jedwabne, it was true in my mind btw. buy my next book
t. Jan T. Gross
Yall missed my birthday Jan 25 @ 1:19pm 
my dick is just so god damn big.