Agent Slacker
Vidal   Omaha, Nebraska, United States
 
 
Ultimate College Level Scatterbrained Twat.
Smiling at despair in the name of hope.
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The fitness gram ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ† cummy test๐Ÿ’ฆ is a multistage sex position ๐Ÿ˜ป that progressively gets more difficult as ๐Ÿ’“daddy gets ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต harder. The 20 meter ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ cock will line up with your๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’งass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ†. The ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ daddy gets worked up. Remember not to ๐Ÿ˜ฒ cum early or else ๐Ÿ˜ฉ daddy will ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ spank you. After you hear ๐Ÿ’–โ˜บ daddy moan, then you can ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ cum. The cowboy๐Ÿ‘… position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ†, start๐Ÿ’ฆ for daddy๐Ÿ’™!

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little masked bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the police academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 50 Blessings, and I have over 300,000 confirmed points. I am trained in shotgunning and I am the top detective in the entire Miami Police Derpartment. You are nothing to me but just another vigilante looking for their 15 minutes of fame. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision which has never been seen before in this fucking city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through your mask? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Chief of the Miami Police Department and your call is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet, maggot, the bullet that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, vigilante. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways. And that's just with my magnum. Not only am I extensively trained in gun executions, but I am the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time, and if you disagree then you're a Fan Faggot or Jacket Jackoff. They're not even that good of a killer, they've already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, the Miami Mutilator. Sounds scary, huh? Good thing I'm on the case - Manny Pardo. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever raid was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could've taken off your mask. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I am Manny Pardo, strong, charismatic, thick-skinned, intelligent, good looking; you're fucking dead, kiddo.๏ปฟ

Monday, December 26, 2016
22:45 PM - Service Jones: up all night to get cum
22:45 PM - Service Jones: up all night to get cummies
22:45 PM - Service Jones: yeah we up all night to get cummies
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lmao this user has gay porn as his avatar what a fuckin' loser lol
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