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132 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6.3 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 20, 2015 @ 6:01pm
Updated: Feb 20, 2015 @ 6:03pm

Early Access Review
I have been playing this game for 15mins. It's hilarious!

The controls are very good and responsive, which is a must for this type of game...
Because it's also unforgiving.

Not because it's stupidly unforgiving, but because there's just SO many unexpected ways you can interact with items... and die.

Now, onto some of my favorite deaths:

#1 I manage to jump and swim across a pond full of piranaes.
- Haha, look at them. They're biting and still looking at the edge of the water, mad that I managed to make it across!
*Piranae picks up speed and jumps out of the water into my face* X_X

#2 Hmm, a pounding trap... let's see if I can activate it using my slime!
- Yes! Ah crap, now the trap is glued to the bottom of the shaft, preventing me from passing...
- I wonder if I can unglue it by jumping on it and hitting the chain repeatedly
- Oh oh, its unstuck and coming back my way X_X

#3 Sweet, I just killed this orc thing.
Let's loot it!
- Ooops, I ate it. Only the bones remain.
- Okay, what's up with these bones... let's eat them too?
X_X Died from choking on the bones.

10/10, would die from choking on bones again.
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7 Comments
Dextrome Apr 9, 2022 @ 2:15am 
But you quit after 6 hours?

Doesn't seem like that much fun if you quit after 6 hours
cam2k1 Jul 24, 2015 @ 4:09am 
i play the game and i get on good run and thay go something like this:i have good gear.
:ho 3 ore thing there now let's kill
:i killed them now let's get out (jump fell in lave get's out run into a bat,died)
Mr. Pizznob May 10, 2015 @ 11:38am 
12.3/10 would get face eaten off by "piranae" again
Hustle Cop Feb 24, 2015 @ 10:43pm 
I'm beginning to understand why this game was in development for so long.
IcyYolk Feb 21, 2015 @ 10:32pm 
AY i didnt want them to put that hat on! we can still be friends right, i mean i got this super cool waterproof laptop from one of you guys so i can go on steam while im stuck down here. Want to be friends again?
Sid1120 Feb 21, 2015 @ 9:00pm 
Hatty Hattington!

Why have you betrayed my friend-ship?! Haven't you already lost enough friends at sea?!
IcyYolk Feb 20, 2015 @ 10:24pm 
if it was online i would love to play with you, i like playing with people who find humor ingames instead of getting frustrated