Spades, Shawn, pls nickname   Massachusetts, United States
I do not kill with my gun, he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

*DEAD* raxozellet : u shud name ur weapons ace of spades
Spades♠ : because i have a 1 in 52 chance of hitting a shot

2:13 AM - rj: spades
2:13 AM - rj: want to hear an epic story
2:14 AM - rj: okay so i went to see a movie tonight
2:14 AM - rj: and it ended at like midnight or something
2:14 AM - rj: and i was just hanging in the lobby of the theater with my squad
2:14 AM - rj: as the employees were closing everything up
2:14 AM - rj: and this dude walks up to us with 2 giant bags of popcorn that they were going to throw away
2:14 AM - rj: so now i have fucking 8 pounds of popcorn
2:14 AM - rj: what do i do with all this
2:14 AM - Spades♠: eat
2:15 AM - rj: theres so much
2:15 AM - rj: like holy shit
2:15 AM - Spades♠: dude movie popcorn is SACRED
2:15 AM - rj: this iis the best day of my lfie tbh
2:17 AM - rj: my keyboard is going to be buttery for weeks
fuzion (Score:20) defeats Spades♠ (Score:19) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle
Spades♠ (Score:20) defeats gravy (Score:15) in duel to 20 on Process Middle

12:44 AM - fen: i just wanted to poop really badly

brick: your memes are the best spades

5:57 PM - the: im a genius

Spades♠: Wow, we've been talking about engineer for almost a half hour
Spades♠: Well, at least we're not spy mains
big booty judge judy: omg
big booty judge judy: that would be insufferable
Spades♠: "and when i decloak from THIS corner, i headshot the sniper with my golden ambassador"
Spades♠: "i then proceed to whiff the other 5 shots and die to smg"
big booty judge judy: "i mean GOOD spies know to use the kunai instead of the crutchcicle on point 3"
Spades♠: "not going for the med when he has 5% uber when their sniper is going huge? are you BRAINDEAD?"
big booty judge judy: anything that's not that medic is literally unimportant. level 3 sentry? nah. pyro airblasting the combo? who cares dude, there's a /medic/ about to respawn
Spades♠: "The most important sap to me? Well, you can never go wrong with a teleporter entrance with no exit. It's just too strong."
big booty judge judy: it's too dangerous to leave unchecked
Spades♠: "I'm sure i can sneak in a cap on last when there's 5 classes and a mini here, no problem"

32:40 Speak For Yourself: FUCK you spades
32:51 Speak For Yourself: GAy ass

5:53 PM - Mets:
5:54 PM - Spades♠:

Feroaffer changed team name to will
Feroaffer changed team name to you
Feroaffer changed team name to fuckin
Feroaffer changed team name to ready
Feroaffer changed team name to bitch?

6:16 PM - brick: i'm the real pussy magnet
6:16 PM - brick: one of my ex girlfriends even gave me a demoman hat with the name "Man Whore"
6:16 PM - brick: because of how women just cling to me
6:21 PM - Spades ♠: i think it's the engineer-main qualities we have
6:19 PM - brick: it's cause we know how to use our heads and use our hands ;)

kobb: wow u so kno how 2 make a girl happy
kobb: marry me

[15:56] <Spades> .eightball is bluebird actually a steel player?
[15:56] <GameServ> Never.
[15:56] <Spades> .eightball I see, so he's REALLY in Iron?
[15:56] <GameServ> Most likely.

You DUNKED ON Ashynka #God Of Conquest!

3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: i want to be a low iron heavy
3:15 PM - (つ◕∆◕)つ: but i would only use brass beast and family business

10:31 AM - akemi: Low key
10:31 AM - akemi: I think you're better than me
10:31 AM - akemi: At sniper
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Current Teams
UGC S22 Platinum HL: Dunning-Kruger Effect [], Scout
ESEA S25 Intermediate: Power Surge [], Scout

Past Teams

EVL S4 Highlander Battle Royale Pro Division: Corn Ducks (5th seed, 4th Place), Engineer

(I play some ETF2L Highlander with Alto and the only thing notable we did was win S9 Mid )

S12 Steel : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (13th seed, 4th Place), Engineer
S13 Silver : Daydreaming Ding Dongs (4-5), Engineer
S13 Silver: All-Star Engineer Runner-Up
S14 Gold : The Gabiduo Experience (4-4, 9th Place), Engineer and Leader
S15 Gold: John Madden (4-2), Engineer #benchboys after Week 6
S15 Platinum : Chill Penguins (4-6, 5th seed, Tied 7th), Engineer Joined Week 7
S15 Gold: All-Star Engineer
S16 Gold : Pepe Peddlers (10-2, 2nd seed, 1st Place ), Engineer
S16 Gold: All-Star Engineer
S17 Silver: I tried Sniping, mistakes were made. (1-2)
S17 Platinum : Corn Ducks (5-3, 4th Place), Engineer Joined Week 7
S18 Platinum : Kids Next Door (3rd Place), Sub Engineer
(S18 Gold: Don't Tilt/The Syndicate Reborn, Engineer for Playoffs, 4th Place)
S19 Platinum : Bote Team (9-4, 3rd Place ), Engineer
S20 Platinum : Dunning-Kruger Effect (9-1, 1st Place ), Engineer
S21 Platinum: Memento Mori (10-3, 2nd Place ), Engineer and Co-Leader

ESEA S20 Open: I Will Dad (7-2), Scout Rest in FUCKING PEACE
ESEA S20 Open: Weiner Bros (14-2) (1-1 5th Place), Backup Scout
ESEA S21 Intermediate: Creative Juices, Elite Pwnage Squad, Scout
ESEA S22 Open: Bote Team (11-5, 1-1, 7th Place ), Scout
ESEA S23 Intermediate: I Will Dad (3-13), Scout and Leader

2015 Toronto LAN: Royal Canadian Mounted Police(2-1 pools, 1-1 playoffs 2nd Place ), Scout/Medic
2015 GXL LAN: Spades Slick Bodyguards(4-1 pools, 0-2 playoffs 8th Place), Scout
2017 RGB LAN : My Team (2-1 pools, 3-2 playoffs 3rd Place ), Scout

UGC S15 Steel: Constantly Inconsistent (6-3, 9th seed), Scout
UGC S16 Silver: Deer Gang (5-4, 14th seed), Backup Scout
UGC S17 Silver: The Heartbreakers (3-5), Backup Scout
UGC S18 Gold: Zen Diagram (7-5, 4th seed, 4th Place), Backup Scout
UGC S21 Gold: Bote Team (9-4, 4th seed, 2nd Place ), Scout

S3 Silver: The 4 Hokages of the Soul Society Arc (4-5, 12th seed)
S4 Silver: Alien vs. Predator vs. Brown vs. Board of Education (7-5, 5th seed, 4th Place)
S5 Gold: topical godl memes (5-4, 6th seed)
S6 Gold: shitty osu memes (6-2, 2nd Place)
S7 Gold : Jewkawa and the Shekels (11-1, 1st seed, 1st Place )
S8 Gold: VXIOW hits a dab (6-3, 4th seed)
Favorite Group
KarlKomparingKlub - Public Group
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last played on May 29
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randy May 25 @ 12:03pm 
ringz erneh
red man May 24 @ 9:39pm 
✡ gang
Number1DarkDemon May 22 @ 11:52am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
Spades May 19 @ 8:06pm 
At least Wall doesn't get a div title
hyphen May 19 @ 6:27pm 

spu May 19 @ 4:27pm 
Spades "Packin' A Bowlofmayo" Slick