Flack Blanders
LYRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: love me some semen

LyRetE #noknee: *snap*
LyRetE #noknee: and I'm black

Lyrete- [A]: do i
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine how black ill be if i go
Shadowfire: your dick will grow like 5 inches
Lyrete- [A]: i think that would be a health risk
Lyrete- [A]: a hard on would just make me faint with all the blood going in there
Shadowfire: oh yeah
Lyrete- [A]: :(
Lyrete- [A]: FeelsBadMan
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine that
Lyrete- [A]: see slightly suggestive pic
Lyrete- [A]: -> faint
Shadowfire: sees my profile
Shadowfire: and just faint
Lyrete- [A]: i already faint at that
Lyrete- [A]: its just
Lyrete- [A]: all the blood
Lyrete- [A]: gone
Lyrete- [A]: i have a feeling this is going to end up on your profile

.moX: ive got top notch dick songs

tmy- [A]:

tmy- [A]: pls fuik me

LYRETE: huehue u so funi

Neon: A D a day keeps the ggamefreak away

Cap'n Chris: I love semen.

Lyrete * LFT: 19:48 - Lyrete * LFT: might have fapped
Lyrete * LFT: i sent that line to a person I added for a trial
Lyrete * LFT: accidentally
Lyrete * LFT: he was amused
Shadowfire251: gahahhahahaah
Shadowfire251: nice one

Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: wnna bump my rec post
Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: pls

Shadowfire: lyfagete, just say youre too bad to play d4 or d3, actually d8
mib*Lyrete: no
mib*Lyrete: I'm prem
mib*Lyrete: team is shit
Shadowfire: hahaha best reason i've ever heard
mib*Lyrete: please quote me on that
mib*Lyrete: our team's gonna be half russian soon
mib*Lyrete: two russian
mib*Lyrete: s
Shadowfire: hahah
mib*Lyrete: and me
mib*Lyrete: so
mib*Lyrete: basically 3
Shadowfire: yeah 2 and a half

Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm hurt
Shadowfire: hhaha sorry dashi baby
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: cant make up for this now
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: its all lost
Shadowfire: hahah rip
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm gonna go and have sex with my cat now
Shadowfire: ok enjoy
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Shadowfire: ya freak
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: k that might not be appropriate

Dan//: Want some fuk?
Shadowferret: yus pls
Shadowferret: only bit though
Dan//: $10 sucky sucky me love you long time
Shadowferret: ok yus plx
Shadowferret: what do i get for a fiver?
Dan//: sucky
Dan//: but no long time
Shadowferret: oh but longtime is very important so i take 10 bucks
Dan//: good choice

Menty: I'd rather sticky my dick in anthill than main spy

iatgink: I make you sad?
iatgink: I will fuck you now

Tomu: Shadow's an alright sort of person

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cock push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. Jan 18 @ 9:42am 
As a matter of a fact, I didn't have many friends. I was held down and beaten with various weapons by a bunch of delinquents who made my life hell until I finally graduated because I decided to stand up for other people and shield them from it. In fact, I still feel some of the aftermath of that damage today when I make sudden movements. However, I had a few very good friends, and someone I lived for, which prevented me from killing myself. I am fine now. I have grown into a responsible, working adult who helps people who have been through similar things. I am much happier since the end of last year, and am going to move out with a woman that I love very much.

So here's the thing:

I am a strong person, and I can deal with your attempts at bullying and harassement, but one day, by acting so agressively, you are going to hurt someone whose skin is nowhere near as thick as mine and cause irreversible damage. I would urge you to mellow down. Jan 18 @ 9:42am 
Need I overstate the obvious? I was early. Not 2009 early. But summer 2015 early. Earlyish. Only three years ago. Bought at 605 and 705. Currently sits 11,300. Merely a month ago WE WERE ALL DYING OF JOY THAT 'Will it hit 10k?' fever was coming on. Crash? My asscrack. True noobs should not even be ruffled. This kind of BTC behavior ALWAYS results in 'To the moon, Alice.' Relax and buy this delicious dip. You will thank yourself later. (And be joyous if you did not fall in with Bitconnect.) Sincerely, Lieutenant Obvious, Corn Battalion Jan 18 @ 9:41am 
I remember this little woman I had a huge crush on. She used to run away from Sad thing is, her being a redhead and a nice shape, I thought she just had conflicting thoughts running through her head about me always wanting to talk to her. It also hurt my chances because it was a colleague's contact.

Well, I see her years later with a guy...kinda nerdy like...I was crushed. She stared at me and said: "Hiiiiii...I remember you!" The hell?!?!? I wanted her years ago and now you get it? Lol

Now I'm crushing on another little woman....but she's online only. Where are all the cute little women? Heh Jan 18 @ 9:41am 
How the fuck did all of your ancestors manage to survive to create you? No really, I am curious. Because what you just said there was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. I am utterly dumbfounded on just how you can have such terrible reasoning skills, yet at the same time have the mental capacity to type this horrendous piece of trash on the Internet. Is English even your first language? Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? Do you have a concussion? I really want to understand why you are so fucking dense so I can raise my kids to not end up like you. As far as I know, you can't even read half the stuff I am typing up right now, so I will bring it down to your level.

You, dumb. Jan 18 @ 9:40am 
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."