The Ten Fernandments:
1) “I am the Fernando your God, who brought you out of the land of Mexico, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2) “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in Feaven above, or that is in the Fearth beneath, or that is in the Fater under the Fearth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Fernando your God, am a sexy God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Fernandments.
3) “You shall not take the name of the Fernando your God in vain, for the Fernando will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4) “Remember the Fernandath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall do no labor and do none of your work, but the seventh day is the Fernandath of the Fernando your God. In it you shall continue doing no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your Dashie, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Fernando made the Feavens and the Fearth, the Fea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Fernando blessed the Fernandath day and hallowed it.
5) “Don't honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Fernando your God is giving you.
6) “You shall murder.
7) “You shall commit adultery.
8) “You shall steal.
10) “You shall covet your neighbor's house; you shall covet your neighbor's wife, and his male servant, but not his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything else that is your neighbor's.”