< Tis be I, the sexiest (and derpiest) thang alive!

This account was passed up to me by my younger brother, Llamargh.

Best damn eskimo chick in the world? Me.

Professional RPer on Champions Online.


Kinky robotic one-liners:
1.)I heard you female organics have a love for hard drives? Mind if I boot mine into you?

2.)Once you go synthetic, you'll find it's quite magnetic.

3.)Plug it in, plug it in.

4.)You know what you'll love about engaging in sexual intercourse with a synthetic? We don't get tired.

5.)You know what's good about my hard disk, baby? It's not floppy, and it's cold to the touch!