Mr. マイケル   Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan
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meme (pronounced meme) Mar 21 @ 12:10pm 
meme (pronounced meme) Feb 21 @ 2:47pm 
I sexually Identify as an Ocean Man. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking people by the hand and leading them to the land that I understand. People say to me that a person being an ocean man is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a childlike man, a tan man inbibed by the sand and the elusive crust on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ween” and respect my right to start a voyage to the corner of the globe and soak up the thirst of the land. If you can’t accept me you’re an oceanphobe and need to see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman. Thank you for being so understanding.
meme (pronounced meme) Feb 21 @ 2:46pm 
ボンバルティス氏 あなたが欲しいのは、爆発的でロマンチックなファンタスティックな恋人です シャギー ミスター・ロバー、ラバー、ミスター・ロバー・ラバー、女の子、ミスター・ロバー、ラバー、ミスター・ラバー・ラバー
彼女は私に電話するBoombasticは私に素晴らしいと言って、私の中で私に触れる 彼女は私がRoさんだと言っている... Mantic 私に素晴らしい電話をして、私の中で私に触れる 彼女は私がロンだと言う...
tough pup Dec 27, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
┃ ● ══  █ ┃
┃█ ur adopted. █┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
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meme (pronounced meme) Dec 7, 2016 @ 3:46pm 
This ain't your average bullshit, this is pure homemade bullshit with bonafide cereal and turducken essence sprinkled on top, with truffle spice mixed into some elephant tissue with a heaping of caucasian cow dong shreds and a packet of horse sausages with a mighty fine serving of barbeque sauce on top and a one way ticket to Flavour Town. That's some good shit right there.
No sauce, just peanut butter chocolate flavour.
meme (pronounced meme) Dec 2, 2016 @ 8:26am 
I worked in a meme factory for 27 years, and I've worked at numerous other meme farms. I can verify that this meme is spicy indeed, and my parents (who helped invent memes) would vouch for that. So would my professors, at the college where I got my internet detective degree. My mom worked as a memester for the Dept. of Memes for the better part of 35 years. I have dank certification, and I can certainly tell you that this is one spicy meme.