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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:26pm

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 5:57pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:00pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:32pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:33pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:01pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:12pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:17pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:13pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:22pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:26pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 6:27pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:00pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:51pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:43pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:21pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:03pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:45pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:38pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:16pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:56pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:03pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:47pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:26pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:42pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:31pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:39pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:20pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:56pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:44pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:33pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:07pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:00pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:01pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:37pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:09pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:46pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:08pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 9:02pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 11:27pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:48pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:53pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:55pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 10:33pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.