My main man had two strikes, slipped, got arrested and flipped, screamed 'thug life' and emptied a clip

WarTrain: Getting progressively worse since '09

The rules:
1st Rule: You do not talk about WarTrain.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about WarTrain.
3rd Rule: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the WarTrain is over.
4th Rule: Only two guys to a WarTrain.
5th Rule: One WarTrain at a time.
6th Rule: No shirts, no shoes.
7th Rule: WarTrains will go on as long as they have to.
8th Rule: If this is your first night at WarTrain, you HAVE to WarTrain.
9th Rule: Do not look up. Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK UP.

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