I'm that one guy, you know, the one with the name? Anyway, I like to play vidya games. If you also like to play vidya games, potentially we can be friends and we can play vidya games together like friends do.
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A top down fuck em up that plays like a mix of GTA and Super Meat Boy. You die in one hit, but so do they, and the pace is faster than a cheetah on speed. Drenched in an 80's vibe with a heavily mindfucking story, Hotline Miami is how you mix fun gameplay and compelling storytelling. Not to mention the absolutely KICKASS 80's synth soundtrack selection, ranging from the catchy, to the creepy. A fun 8 hour story, addictive gameplay, and one of the few games out there that will make you question your own sanity.
it tries to be realistic and wacky at the same time
the ingame radio stations and tv stations are as quirky as they come, but the storyline is all grimdark and edgy
gameplay for the most part is insanely boring. Every mission boils down to steal a car for a russian and shoot a guy. When you're not on missions, your tub of lard Cousin will invite you to go bowling. It's funtacular.
The storyline takes about 100 hours to complete, and good god does it drone on
I loved GTA San Andreas and Vice City, but this one honestly bores me to fucking tears