Whenever I watch TV and theres a nature documentary on I always think about what the animals on the TV are thinking about. Like they probably are just walking around eating stuff and they're thinking dum-de-dum so I start making that noise but if it's like a smaller faster animal I'll make noises that are faster and higher pitched and then I'll start to do say what I think they're saying like one time I was in a TV shop and they had footage of a crab thing walking around so I was making "doo-de-doo" noises and then he got eaten and so when he got eaten by like the eel or whatever it was like "doo-de-doo oh no!" and so thats that. The end.
So this one time I was in class and the guy explained how to do this problem so we're all looking at the board and we're trying tow ork it out but no one could really understand it, it was very confusing and new to us so he taught us how to do it but it was still very confusing and he wasn't a native english speaker, but like you could totally understand what he was saying so it was ok. So anyway we don't really know how to solve the problem and hes explained it and so he says you should do this problem it's actually not hard once you udnerstand it just do it a few times maybe spend 1-2 hours on it and you will udnersatnd and have no problems. So I went to the library after the class and I sat down and I got all psyched up I was like OK! I'm gonna do this! so I was all psyched up and ready to go so I put pen to paper and I did it! I was doing it! I was solving the problem and now I understand how to do that type of problem. The end.
One time I was walking to class and I saw this cat rolling around on the ground and I was like oh wow a cat! so I went to pat that cat and it was on it's back and it was a really cute cat and it had it's legs in the air and so I rubbed it's tummy and it was like meow and I was like oh wow this cat is so cute! what a cute cat I said to myself so I pet that cat for awhile and it just kind of rolled around on the grass and it was very friendly and I used to see that cat a lot it was a very friendly cute cat what a cute cat. The end.
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I think we should follow the rules that have been put forward by the founding fathers of this country when they wrote the Constitution since they are the fathers of our democracy. But they were very wise and while following the rules we still have flexibility, so when the lineman says its time for a faceoff because of icing, I say that it depends on who's shooting. When we're shooting we cannot stop because that would be surrender.
Let me tellyou one other thing about a different sort of icing though. When I became governor the first thing I did was fire the cook when I was governor for reducing taxes and wastful spending. And she made the best cakes and though my kids sure as heck miss her and her icing I can tell you with straight talk that we dont need it.

