Here I show the easy steps of how to make love to a plant. Similar to making love to a woman there are certain steps you must follow. First you have to make casual conversation by talking about neutral things like the weather. Then you have to remember to complement the form and figure of the plant along with the clothes they are wearing. Like women plant like food so you have to make sure to feed them. Plants are always satisfied with water. But you also have to make sure you have a treat or like chocolate on hand to offer them, chocolate acts like a aphrodisiac. Then you have to lovingly and gently touch them. Touch their leaves and stalk. Then when the mood is right you have to disrobe and go for it...making love that is. Of course this is PG so the video ends here. By Jake Johnston