Sar
Sairei Silverflame   United States
 
 
Hi, I'm Sairei, but you can call me Sar.
My clip on Sin's channel.
My favorite gmod video.
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I think I'm hilarious
In-Game Insults Directed at Yours Truly

Ponies? : wtf JEDI MASTER IS HACKING!!!! fucking spade user

[Elliot] : Our boy sairel is challenged

gamerbunny : I am omnipotent
Sar : wow really?
gamerbunny : yes
Sar : When is my birthday?
gamerbunny : you can hear me everywhere
gamerbunny : august 7th
Sar : ...
Sar : ok gamerbunny is omnipotent.

Penny's Prime Prattlings
Penny: i heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X with your Y
Sar: well you heard wrong because I have no idea what that means

Volt's Moments of Glory
Jedi Master Sar: hello, I am Major Distracted
Jedi Master Sar: just got my promotion in the US Army
Jedi Master Sar: wooo
Volt: pff
Volt: did you get promoted from
Volt: Lieutenant Lazy :^)
Jedi Master Sar: yap
Volt: or perhaps you were
Volt: Colonel Confused
Volt: or
Volt: Captain Confounded
Volt: or maybe
Volt: Private Perturbed
Volt: or ALSO
Volt: SARgeant Saynothing
Volt: OH MAN THATS SO GOOD
Jedi Master Sar: OH MAN
Jedi Master Sar has changed their name to SARGeant Saynothing.
Volt: ITS PERFECT

Angel's Instances of Extreme Intelligence
-{LAL}- Angel: I have a pet panther that I taught to shoot ice at things
Jedi Master Sar: is it a
Jedi Master Sar: nICE cat
-{LAL}- Angel: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
-{LAL}- Angel: ha
Jedi Master Sar: I guess you could say he's pretty
Jedi Master Sar: cool
-{LAL}- Angel: it's a girl
-{LAL}- Angel: her name is Dog :o
Jedi Master Sar: Stone-cold.
-{LAL}- Angel: I used to name pets in games after her all the time so
Jedi Master Sar: I bet your enemies are
Jedi Master Sar: frozen with fear
-{LAL}- Angel: also my dad just got a skill that turns him into a super fast shadow wolf that damages stuff he runs through
-{LAL}- Angel: it's kind of hilarious
Jedi Master Sar: I guess that's pretty
Jedi Master Sar: shifty
-{LAL}- Angel: XD
Jedi Master Sar: IT's hilarious? I bet you're
Jedi Master Sar: howling with laughter
Jedi Master Sar: or maybe his future's so bright
Jedi Master Sar: he's gotta be a shade.
Jedi Master Sar: please kill me
-{LAL}- Angel: *reads aloud*
-{LAL}- Angel: Dad: there's a boss over here that I'm killing by myself
-{LAL}- Angel: Me; I'M BUSY READING SAR'S PUNS
-{LAL}- Angel: Mom: why is Sar writing puns?
-{LAL}- Angel: Dad: ...I guess she's got nothing else to do
-{LAL}- Angel: we met a randomly generated beetle boss named facekicker
Jedi Master Sar: iT"S TRUE THOUGH
Jedi Master Sar: I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO
Jedi Master Sar: FACEKICKER?
Jedi Master Sar: I BET HE'S REALLY GOOD AT PUNCHING KNEES

CryWolf's Seconds of Stupidity
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: how much sarbucks do i have
Sar: let me calculate..
Sar: bzzzzz...
Sar: ..dingdingding...
Sar: ...whurrrrr...
Sar: you have a grand total of
Sar: 2.
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: i had 10 last time
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: how did i lose 8
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: XD
Sar: Taxes.
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: whatd u tax me for
Sar: Existing.
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: that's racist
Sar: I'm laughing so hard
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: well im taxing u
Sar: you're pretty taxing
Sar: aHAH
CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: *facedesk*

CryWolf the Bounty Hunter: being an owl would be a real hoot

CryWolf20k: a man walks into a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. its a shitzu

CryWolf20k: what are you doing dorko
dinoSAR: being cold
dinoSAR: 3:
CryWolf20k: wrap urself in a blanket
dinoSAR: I dID
CryWolf20k: wrap urself in 2 blankets
dinoSAR: :o
dinoSAR: genius
CryWolf20k: doulbe the heat
dinoSAR: double the immobility.
CryWolf20k: i mean
CryWolf20k: do u wanna move or be warm
dinoSAR: I've been thirsty for like an hour and a half now
dinoSAR: but I don't wanna get up
CryWolf20k: roll there
dinoSAR: ....
dinoSAR: GENIUS
CryWolf20k: XD
dinoSAR: *does*
dinoSAR: I have a rolly chair so that was actually possible
dinoSAR: thank you for making me 10% lazier
CryWolf20k: happy to help

CryWolf20k: remember sar,
CryWolf20k: an assassin was hired to kill a farmer's prized cow with a porcelain figure
Sar: what
CryWolf20k: this is the first record Knick Knack Paddy Whack
Sar: was that
Sar: the worst joke
Sar: I've ever heard
CryWolf20k: i dont know
CryWolf20k: was it
Sar: I think so
Sar: oh my word lol


Ray's Reasoning
Q/C|15: can I join in on the dinosaur party
dinoSAR: yes
Q/C|15 has changed their name to Quetzal/Coatlus|15.
Quetzal/Coatlus|15: I did it
dinoSAR: ...
dinoSAR: that's fantastic
Quetzal/Coatlus|15: hooray

Q/C|15: what
Q/C|15: re you u[te tp
Sar: OBTAINING THE ALT SPRITES
Q/C|15: thats spanish for what are you up to
Q/C|15: there is no alternative to the cold refreshing taste of sprite
Sar: okay I literally just laughed aloud at that


Recent Activity

46 hrs on record
last played on Aug 18
419 hrs on record
last played on Aug 17
3,703 hrs on record
last played on Aug 15
Volt Aug 17 @ 9:33pm 
Sar: omg XD i love cheesecake!
Zenexar - Inactive Jul 28 @ 11:51am 









Have a fabulous weekend!
Volt Jul 11 @ 12:54pm 
have good week

Zenexar - Inactive May 30 @ 1:55pm 









Have a fantastic week! (Sorry I am late)
Zenexar - Inactive Apr 21 @ 1:15pm 









Have a good weekend!
Volt Apr 1 @ 11:44pm 
Yeah well if I ever make something as disgusting as Spaghetting im killing myself immediately