SageLuke
Henry   Jyvaskyla, Western Finland, Finland
 
 
The man with the Aimboat.
I dig giant robots.
AND FOR SCIENCE!
PHANTASMAGORIA!
El Psy Congroo.

I once was put against an Übered Heavy-Medic, with only my boxing gloves as my weapon, I lived to tell the tale.

I once saw a giant miniature space hamster.

"Where's my two buuuuucks!?"
-Übermensch


15:54 - Kittens die everyday: HEY HEY HEY
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: SUP
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOM IN THE ASS
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: YOU
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: I KNEW IT
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: HOW
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: I FILMED IT
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: SO DID I
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: NOOB
15:55 - Sage☆Luke: LOLOLOL
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: THEN I PUT IT ON THE INTERNET
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: WANT TO SEE
15:55 - Sage☆Luke: ♥♥♥♥ YEAH
Best. Morning. Ever.

Christopher Walken doing, what he does best
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Velhokala 21 mar, ore 7:52 
Olette vieraillut pelottava luuranki! Repost tämä 3 kertaa seuraavan 2 minuuttia sekuntia tai sinua vierailee pelottava luuranki tänään! 95% ihmisistä ei lähetä tätä ..... ja ne tulee luuranki .....

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Jalmari Kalmari 7 lug 2022, ore 9:30 
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gally 2 mag 2022, ore 14:51 
Pleasant + Normie + Highly skilled on popular game, you are definitely swimming in gamer girl bath water (well sexed chad)
gally 7 lug 2018, ore 9:26 
DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my ♥♥♥♥, and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my ♥♥♥♥, and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.
gally 29 apr 2018, ore 18:52 
The actual geographic location of "Finland" is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden. World maps are altered as a part of a U.N. conspiracy to keep people believing in "Finland", and the fact that making up a country is so bizzare that nobody would ever fall for it, so everyone thinks "Finland" is a real place.
gally 29 apr 2018, ore 18:52 
Nokia, a Japanese company, is a main player in this. Why would Russia and Sweden make up "Finland"? Well obviously it's Japanese fishing rights. The Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry means they can't fish as much in their waters, so after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create "Finland" where they could fish. After all, who would ever expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales in Viking waters?