The Only Group Which Serves No Purpose Whatsoever And Admits It

Chocolate Hammer, the Steam Group, has no function. Its members are from two far more popular sites, both of which have groups of their own. It offers no benefits, no servers, no future, and no protection. At best, we offer a thingamagoo after your nick. At worst, we offer heartache, loss, and emotional damages.


Now that we've got that out of the way, there are a few ground rules.


1.) Absoultely no communism. Communists are tolerated, but the actual act of seceding from and/or forming communistic governments within this steam group is entirely prohibited.


2.) Obligatory rule that is a rip-off of Fight Club. Because it's totally not old, guys.


3.) If you have leprosy, wash your hands before every match.


4.) If you don't have leprosy, contact your local requisitions officer for a complimentary parcel.


5.) No smoking unless you've brought enough for the whole class.


6.) This also applies to cyanide suicide tablets.


7.) Should a Chocolate Hammer member be inclined to trash-talk during matches, they are oathbound to work each of these words into a week's worth of taunts:

* Gangrene

* Quisling

* Rupert

* Succor

* Tardy

8.) If an admin gives you an order, you are obliged to totally stick it to the man, man.

9.) Contests will sometimes be held. You will probably be the last person to hear of these contests, and thus fail by default. Ain't life a stinker.

10.) Oh, yeah, and don't be an utter jackhole. I guess.


Happy matches, and if I see you on the other team, I'll destroy you in my own slow, unrelenting, hilarious ineffective fashion. It's actually kind of adorable.