Recent reviews by ethaniel

The worst iteration of any MTG video game. These eggheads in Washington state can't seem to figure out how to fix their servers for their 100% multiplayer game. Good luck trying to run matches with your buddies, direct challenge is a feature that works less than 10% of the time. Kind of ironic since this is a game that was originally designed to be played with friends. You'd probably be better off playing the 20+ year old MTGO client than this junk. You can bet your sweet cheeks though that the storefront is always up and running at near perfect functionality to pinch a few more pennies from your Timmies out there. I'm trying really hard here to not fill this review with any expletives as I share this account with my 84 year old grandmother who plays Casino slot games and backgammon. She happens to be a God-fearing woman from the American South and she doesn't have the heart to see the horrific things that I want to say about this company/game. Good luck trying to get a hold of anyone from customer service, you'd be better off paying them a visit in person at their corporate headquarters at 1600 Lind Ave SW in Renton Washington just putting that there for reference if anyone else is upset they dropped phat stacks on a game that doesn't even work.

this game exploits my monkeybrain's dopamine receptors when I open sweet treasures and loot

Step into the shoes of psychopathic mass-murderer and treasure hunter, Lara croft; as her and her team of ragtag cardboard cutouts crash land on a remote island inhabited by only cultists and wild boars. This game has all of the scars and cliches of a stereotypical AAA singleplayer action game of the seventh console generation. Fun puzzles and exploration take a backseat to make more room for QT events, duck-and-cover shooting ranges, and a bland upgrade system which provides the illusion of choice and play-style customization. I'd be willing to ignore some of the more boring aspects of gameplay if the narrative was worth giving a damn about, but unfortunately the character work and thematic elements only exist in a singular dimension. This isn't a bad game, it's a bland one. Which is arguably worse.

good chinese game

There are souls-like games better than this. This game is trash

this game made me racist

If u have more than 2 brain cells just get a genesis emulator my guy

Quality game that definitely deserves to be on the steam marketplace

Yo, even though I got this game for the cheap from a third party website (the chinese are world renowned for bootlegging cd keys) It would have been well worth 60 big ones from all the fun and good classic times I had playing it

One day this will be a great game, mark my words, screen cap this