Mr. Jester ✪ 13k Knife Kills!
Ron Jester
 
 
If I don't respond within 5 minutes, assume I'm away from keyboard.
Hackers and Phishers beware: I will report (cut) you!


Counter Strike: Global Offensive Profile
Team Tactics Medal: Silver
Combat Skills Medal: Silver
Weapon Specialist Medal: Gold
Global Expertise Medal: Gold
Arms Race & Demolition Medal: Silver
Operation Breakout Coin: Silver
Operation Vanguard Coin: Gold
Operation Bloodhound Challenge Coin: Bronze
Operation Wildfire Coin: Silver
Operation Hydra Challenge Coin: Gold
Service Medals: 2016, 2017
Main Weapons (as Terrorist): Shaddow Daggers, GSG31, Tec9
Main Weapons (as CT): Shaddow Daggers, Scar, Silenced Pistol
Current Competitive Rank : Silver Elite I
Highest Competitive Rank : Gold Nova I

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Diablo III Profile [us.battle.net]

I found this online steam calculator showing me what my steam account is worth, not that I would ever want to sell it.
https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561197994428793/?cc=us

This is my trade url for those that don't have room for friends!
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=34163065&token=CEgzl5Ht

Friend List: 483 / 620
Last Purge: 9-1-17

"In space no one can hear you blow up."
RIP Timzu 2006-2016
RIP Kitt 2000-2016

Please pass the salt.

~ Last updated September 20, 2017
Currently In-Game
Cuties
Favorite Group
Surviving the Horde
11
Members
4
In-Game
9
Online
0
In Chat
Items Up For Trade
2,390
Items Owned
558
Trades Made
2,722
Market Transactions
If I decline a trade offer, you are likely attempting to trade for items that I don't want to trade.

FREE GAME COUPONS!

You may have any of the Steam Coupons in my inventory, just send me a valid trade offer. If I don't use these right away I don't intend to use them, so they'll just expire.
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GAMES

- No games currently for trade.
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COUNTER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENSIVE

- No you can't have my knife. It's not for sale or trade, and it's not free either...
- I have all the stattrak guns I need. The weapons I own that have stats are not for trade.
- All other skins and cases that I don't want immediately get listed on the market.
- Finally, if I have it listed on market, don't send me friend requests to try trading me all your junk skins that no-one wants for it.
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Just Survive

- The AR15 Mercenary and Anodized skins in my inventory are not for trade.
- I may trade H1Z1 JS skins (duplicates only) for other JS or KotK items.
- I may have some specific trades listed on http://survivorsrest.com/user/76561197994428793
- I tend to list unwanted H1Z1 crates on market as soon as I acquire them. The rest of them are being hoarded to sell them on the market when the price is right.
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H1Z1 : King of the Kill

- Get this game for cheap: http://www.zombiesg.com/kotk/
- I am trading only duplicate H1Z1 KotK skins at this time, send me a message to save any duplicate skins you want from the grinder!
- I may have some specific trades listed on http://survivorsrest.com/user/76561197994428793
- I tend to list unwanted H1Z1 crates on market as soon as I acquire them. The rest of them are being hoarded to sell them on the market when the price is right.
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TEAM FORTRESS 2

- Scrapbanking! If you need a Unique Weapon that I have, you can offer me 1 Metal Scrap for it. If you don't have any metal, you can instead offer me two Unique Weapons for the one you need!
- The "Big Kill" gun, "Black Rose" knives and any other achievement only items are not for trade!
- I'm currently looking to trade the Strange Mutant Milk in my inventory (only) for a Strange Snack Attack!
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WARFRAME

- I may trade any duplicate Warframe skins for the right items.
- I will not trade Warframe skins that are not duplicated in my inventory.
- You may send me trade offers with Warframe items that I have not yet acquired.
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CALL TO ARMS

- I'm only trading duplicate items in this inventory at this time, and any duplicates I may just drop on market to sell them instead.

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STEAM ITEMS

All of my Steam Trading Cards for the following list of games are currently for trade (see details).

Anomaly Warzone Earth
Beatbuddy: Tale of the Guardians
Blacklight: Retribution
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Dota 2
EVE Online
Left 4 Dead 2
Loadout
Majicka
Nation Red
Takedown: Red Sabre
Team Fortress 2
Torchlight II
Universe Sandbox
Revenge of the Titans
Risen
Warframe

The list above indicate games I have completed badges up to level 5 and no longer need any additional cards from these games, so they are considered tradable, unless they are foils.

When sending a trade offer with steam items, please send 1:1 (one for one) trades only.

I'm only trading these cards for other needed steam trading cards at this time. Simply check my Steam Inventory to see which cards for which games I currently need.

If you need a card I have a duplicate of, feel free to offer one of your duplicates from the same set of cards so that we are both closer to completing that respective badge. I may also accept a card of equal or greater value then the card you need.

Any other steam items I don't want (emotes, backgrounds, ect) are already on the market.

I may be holding a set for someone, so please don't take offense to any declined trade offers.
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Send offline trade offers as I may be AFK or involved in a game. Thanks in advance!

~ Last updated September 20, 2017
Jester's CS:GO Skin Collection
Jester's personal collection of Counter Strike: Global Offensive official skins is evolving as expeditiously as skins are being developed and added to the game. The collection that is being accumilated is working towards a theme of mostly black guns with red and/or white accents.

The following list, which has recently been reordered to list weapons by loadout as they appear in game, is meant to be referenced by Jester when he is switching out a weapon to upgrade his collection. It may also be referenced by other CS:GO players that may want to trade for the old weapons that he is switching out after the stats have been pulled off of them.

PISTOLS

Weapon: P2000
Primary Skin: Red FragCam Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: USP-S
Primary Skin: Stainless Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Cyrex Factory New *

Weapon: Glock 18
Primary Skin: Catacombs Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Wasteland Rebel Factory New *

Weapon: Dual Berettas
Primary Skin: Panther Factory New
Secondary Skin: Black Limba Field Tested
Upgrading to: Hemoglobin Factory New *

Weapon: P250
Primary Skin: Steel Disruption Minimum Wear
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: Five-Seven
Primary Skin: Urban Hazard Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: Tec-9
Primary Skin: Isaac Field Tested
Secondary Skin: Blue Titanium Factory New
Upgrading to: Isaac Factory New *

Weapon: CZ75-Auto
Primary Skin: Twist Well Worn
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Red Astor Factory New *

Weapon: Desert Eagle
Primary Skin: Conspiracy Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: R8 Revolver
Primary Skin: Crimson Web Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Reboot Factory New *


HEAVY

Weapon: Nova
Primary Skin: Ghost Camo Factory New
Secondary Skin: Tempest Minimum Wear
Upgrading to: Graphite Factory New *

Weapon: XM1014
Primary Skin: Red Python Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Heaven Guard Factory New *

Weapon: Mag-7
Primary Skin: Heaven Guard Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Petroglyph Factory New *

Weapon: Sawed-Off
Primary Skin: Orange DDPAT Field-Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: M249
Primary Skin: System Lock Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: Negev
Primary Skin: Desert Strike Minimal-Wear
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *


SMGS

Weapon: Mac-10
Primary Skin: Ultra Violet Battle-Scarred
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Tatter Factory New *

Weapon: MP7
Primary Skin: Skulls Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: UMP-45
Primary Skin: Bone Pile Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: P90
Primary Skin: Elite Build Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Shallow Grave Factory New *

Weapon: PP-Bizon
Primary Skin: Osiris Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: High Roller Factory New *


RIFLES

Weapon: FAMAS
Primary Skin: Survivor Z Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: Galil AR
Primary Skin: Shattered Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: M4A4
Primary Skin: Evil Daimyo Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Howl Factory New *

Weapon: M4A1-S
Primary Skin: Blood Tiger Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: AK-47
Primary Skin: Redline Battle-Scarred
Secondary Skin: Elite Build Well-Worn
Upgrading to: Redline Factory New *

Weapon: SSG 08
Primary Skin: Dark Water Field Tested
Secondary Skin: Slashed Battle-Scarred
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: AUG
Primary Skin: Torque Factory New
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: SG 553
Primary Skin: Ultraviolet Field Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: AWP
Primary Skin: Redline Field-Tested
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Redline Factory New *

Weapon: SCAR-20
Primary Skin: Cyrex Factory New
Secondary Skin: Crimson Web Field Tested
Upgrading to: None *

Weapon: G3SG1
Primary Skin: Murky Factory New
Secondary Skin: Demeter Battle-Scarred
Upgrading to: None *


KNIVES

Weapon: Knife
Primary Skin: Shadow Daggers (Scorched)
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: Shadow Daggers (Vanilla, Stained, Urban Masked)


GLOVES

Primary Skin: None
Secondary Skin: None
Upgrading to: None

* If any of my own gun skins that match this theme make it into the game, I will likely switch out to use those weapon skins instead. Some guns simply don't have a good skin that match this theme, so I challenege any modders out there to make me one to vote up!

CS:GO Stash is used to select the skins I want that are currently in game. https://csgostash.com/

~ Last updated September 20, 2017!


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om nom Apr 30 @ 1:18pm 
Mrs.Jester ✪ Blind Ambition Apr 28 @ 10:49am 
<3
csgogem.com ✪ ewan Jan 20 @ 6:35pm 
grats on 10k knife kills
Pantagueule Nov 28, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
Grats on ur 9k knife kills lolz
Roksto Nov 26, 2016 @ 9:50pm 
Congraturations on your 9k knife kill!
Mrs.Jester ✪ Blind Ambition May 21, 2016 @ 5:27pm 
I love you!!!!!