What the heil did you just fucking say about me, you little remmus? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Heil Hitlers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Seaghda's cock, and I have over 300 confirmed Heils. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Heiler in the entire Third Reich. You are nothing to me but just another Heil. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark my Hitlering words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, remmus. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nazi sympathisers across the Third Reich and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, remmus.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your anti german life. You’re fucking dead, remmus. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heil you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed heils, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Reichsland Wermacht and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable remmus off the face of the continent, you little remmus. If only you could have known what unholy heiling your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouth penis. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn remmus. I will heil fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking heiled, remmus.

Remus. I will go to the TI3 with you on one condition: I get to hoist Phail over my head in the lobby of Benaroya yelling that I'm almoat level 25 and am Faceless Void with Phail as my Crystal Maiden

why is your profile picture so awesome

this one time me and remus were in his room and i died

The grand return of Re "5m0k3 W33d" Mus ➼