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What hast thou confronteth me with, thou knave? Be informed that my knighthood is ordained by the King himself, and I have fought many a battle and jousted in over 300 tournaments. My lance doth pierceth any foe and my castle is unassailable. Thou striketh me as a bounder. I shall ride thee down and take thy life with no remorse, for thy name and lineage is of no consequence. Dost thou thinketh that the internet renders thine words beyond reproach? Reconsider, uncouth lout. At the time of our quarrel, I have sent heralds across the USA and thy IP is being tracketh, so thou best prepareth for unpleasantries, plebian. I shall torch thy farmstead and haveth my way with thy wife. Thy life is forfeit. Once I am done with thee, my squire will wringeth mine britches onto thy head. Prepare to meet thy maker.

May the force be with you

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