And well, Fuck

Already distraught over the death of my father, I was shocked to learn that my uncle, The Ultimate Hustler, has ascended to the crown by marrying my widowed mother. When I tried to confront him, he said "yo kid, I may have put poison in your daddy's ear but that ain't half as bad as the poison he shot up in ya mom and made a lil buster like you pop out," and I swore my revenge but he just laughed and said "nigga please, you put the 'mark' in 'Denmark,'" and I was like "alas."