HarryG Hates Net Neutrality
Work Smarter, Not Harder   Wisconsin, United States
"Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects." Richard M. Nixon


My official comment moderator is https://steamcommunity.com/id/caektoppre , but don't be surprised if you comment something stupid and 2 or 3 other people also call you out on it.

"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."- Jango Fett

Just some of the nice things said about me by my adoring fans <3 <3 <3:

"Harry doesn't have a soul though, does he?" - Ravenholmzombies
"You sound younger than you used to" - Ravenholmzombies
"Harry can you go away....please" - backpack.tf Staff
"You can't spell discrimination without "HarryG hates low low low low tier traders""- Silverspeed
"Even though you are the biggest asshole and the most offensive person I know (from my pov) I still appreciate your collection, congrats man, and all the best for the future"
"HarryG is much better at making people crumble under the pressure that they made the people they used to look up to despise him, I must say"
"Harry is a red-texted whore"
"Isn't HarryG the dumbass that fucked up the spreadsheet?"
"Out of all the people i dont like, i dont like harryG the most"
"Harrygs voice is irritating"

I made it

When someone unironically shittalks me

When I block someone mid-sentence [ytcropper.com]

Current Theme: A Picture Of Me

Hi there, I'm HarryG.
I'm a collector of rarities. I'm also a ruthless capitalist and entrepreneur.
I've never been wrong and I never will be wrong.
I enjoy being myself every hour of every day and that isn't likely to change.
Nothing I personally own will ever be for sale.
No free stuff, unless I like you. I don't like you.
I will respect you if I like you. See above.
I enjoy obscure cultural references to nearly anything and everything.
People on the Internet are people I've never met and are only here for me to interact with for my own amusement, thus what you say to or about me doesn't matter at all.
I make examples of everybody and anybody who crosses me, ruining their reputation or worse. Don't.

Other achievements of mine:
Blue belt suggestor on backpack.tf based vastly on items I bought myself, thereby not succumbing to the dynamic of helping idiots or allowing said idiots to suggest on my treasured items, and as a result promoting self-dependency.

Winning the 1st Official backpack.tf Pricing Event, proving that I can indeed suggest on items with relative ease (despite what others might say) but only to win money I didn't need in order to prevent idiots from getting the same money.

Unusual broker (I only charge 1 percent of the item's price, and am competent)

Official comment moderator of Ravenholmzombies' Steam profile (Ha ha)

Proud to have NEVER been outbid on any Collector's hat, ever.

My Zombies Records [zombierecords.com]

My Universally Acclaimed Youtube Channel

My Official Twitter

More Quotes From Friends And Fools Alike [pastebin.com]

I went to the World Series at Wrigley Field the year the Chicago Cubs ended the longest championship drought in sports history.

My Sacred Rule

Constant Vigilance

Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
This is just another item showcase. Nothing I own is for sale unless it is being advertised as such.
Additionally, before you add me I only buy Collector's cosmetics, not weapons.
My Collection and Interesting Facts
Highlights of my collection:
Every Genuine in the game, including the elusive Nabler
1/1 Forever Collector's Graybanns (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Buccaneer's Bicorne
1/1 Collector's Conquistador (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Surgeon's Side Satchel
1/2 Collector's Escapist
1/2 Forever Collector's Outdoorsman (Crafted by me)
1/1 Collector's Whirly Warrior
1/1 Collector's Itsy Bitsy Spyer (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Fed-Fightin' Fedora
1/1 Forever Collector's Wet Works
1/1 Forever Collector's Heavy Duty Rag
1/2 Collector's Stately Steel Toe (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Industrial Festivizer
1/1 Collector's Carouser's Capotain
1/2 Forever Collector's Doctor Sack (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Pocker Purrer
1/1 Forever Collector's Officer's Ushanka
1/1 Forever Collector's Texas Slim's Dome Shine (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Scout Shako
1/1 Collector's Backwards Ballcap (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Your Worst Nightmare
1/1 Forever Collector's Birdcage
1/1 Forever Collector's Dead of Night
1/4 Collector's Gold Digger
1/3 Forever Collector's Rogue's Col Roule
1/2 Forever Collector's Front Runner
1/1 Forever Collector's Argyle Ace
1/1 Forever Collector's Delinquent's Down Vest Chemistry Set
1/1 Forever Collector's Federal Casemaker
1/1 Forever Collector's Backbiter's Billycock
1/1 Forever Collector's Noble Amassment of Hats
1/1 Forever Collector's Dr's Dapper Topper
1/1 Forever Collector's Brigade Helm (crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Nanobalaclava (crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Air Raider
1/3 Forever Collector's Grimm Hatte (crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
Golden Frying Pan
Clean Glitched Circuit Board and Fireproof Secret Diary
Every item from every cosmetic collection to date
1/2 Original Haunted Phantasm Battin' a Thousand
Clean Sunbeams Batter's Helmet
Clean Midnight Whirlwind Schadenfreude
Multiple Strangified Achievement Items, Including Horsemann's Head, Monoculous, Skull Island Topper, Ghastly Gibus, and Mildly Menacing Halloween Mask
Clean Vintage Fan O'War, Concheror, and Bill's Hat
Clean Collector's Bat Outta Hell and Conscientous Objector
Clean Smissmas Caribou
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2011
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2012
Strange Battery Canteens that don't count anything
The first Strange Bonk Helm to be unboxed
The first Class Crown to be unboxed

Formerly owned cool stuff:
Collector's Das Hazmattenhatten Chemistry Set
1/1 Forever Collector's Virtual Viewfinder
1/1 Collector's Egghead Overalls
Vintage Ghastlierest Gibus
Cloudy Moon Grimm Hatte

Stuff I've Successfully Brokered
See my thread here!

Interesting Facts about Me
First Hat Drop: Flamboyant Flamenco
First Hat Crafted: Copper's Hard Top
Most Expensive Item Uncrated: Taunt: Pool Party
First Strange: Dead Ringer
First Unusual: Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe
First Vintage: Jarate
First Collector's: Bonk! Atomic Punch
First Decorated Weapon: American Pastoral (Field Tested)
First Genuine: Brain Bucket
First Unique: Mercenary (duh)
First Haunted: Griffin's Gog
First Trade: March 13, 2012
My first trade was with https://steamcommunity.com/id/daltonbanana and I traded my Unique Blutsauger, Southern Hospitality, and Reserve Shooter for his Unique Solemn Vow, Liberty Launcher and Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Other Weird Tidbits:
I've had the same Blighted Beak since April 15, 2012. It is tied with my Vintage Camera Beard for the item that has been in my inventory the longest, and out of respect I will probably keep it that way.

I now own at least one completed Collector's Hat set for every class.

Regarding Impersonation
Impersonating me is not practical or intelligent. If it's not a narcissistic cynic with over 30 Collector's cosmetics than it's not me. You don't need to tell me about impersonators, I can't help you if you were scammed and just generally don't care that much.

Artwork Showcase
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Recent Activity

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>:FrozenDragon:< 15 hours ago 
Added because i want to talk about a few things.
HarryG Hates Net Neutrality Dec 13 @ 1:31pm 
You signed up for the backpack.tf community secret santa and have not responded at all. You are to add me to get your match and send your gift before Christmas. Thanks, HarryG
Doomy-Buying Backpacks :D Dec 13 @ 5:14am 
THE SMISSMAS NEST Dec 12 @ 4:42pm 
(after seeing your profile name) me too
drunken poppy ♡ Dec 12 @ 4:08pm 
hey there harry, guess who.
Konkari Dec 12 @ 8:48am 
Hate net neutrality too fam