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Millie Milldreth and Robert Bowen

Wilmington, North Carolina, United States

"Who told you to die? Keep fighting!" -Commissar Otto Xavier

"If you ever need a helping hand, remember, there's one at the end of your arm" -Sergeant Brother Grimm

"Get over here...GET OVER HERE...GET THE F**K OVER HERE!!!" -Reptile

"We are proud members of the second of the world's three oldest professions; one is prostitution, two is piracy and three is puppiteering." -Captain Angela Raven

"What the f**k do you mean 'What's Wrong?', there's an arrow in my tat." -Captain Angela Raven

"Never bring a sword to a gun fight, always bring a gun to a sword fight, and never, EVER, bring a weapon to a tickle fight, just a feather, your sexiest nightwear, and a bunch of other girls you don't mind making out with." -Captain Angela Raven

"If you're gunna have sex, you'd best do it with a smile." -Captain Angela Raven

"Have you ever had a wet dream involving your dream man, and woke up to discover that your dream man is your hand?" -Captain Angela Raven

"A lot of people think that I execute the members of rival crews because I'm packed to the bosom with hate, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. I kill out of erotic pleasure not hate; although, packed full of hate would explain why my tits are so big." -Captain Angela Raven

"I tried being gay once, didn't work out to well. To be a lesbein you gotta be a 'selfless' lover and I just don't have that in me." -Captain Angela Raven

"I have never pityed men quite as much as I did ten minutes into sex with a woman. I realized right there the shere hell men go through to please a woman in bed. Almost made me want to pull my own weight during, but then again there are a lot of unfullfiled almosts for me in this very regaurd, so sod it. If you don't want to get thrown out on your teath than you'll make damn sure I get there before you." -Captain Angela Raven

"Squaring numbers are just like women; if they're under thirteen just do them in your head" - Bo Burnham

"Do you want ants, cause thats how you get ants." -Malery Archer

"RAIDEN, they've DONE, something WEIRD. RAIDEN, thats a SANDWICH, you picked up. RAIDEN, get READY, for a CUTSCENE." -ChippoWai

"You have got to be the most uncharismatic, uncivilized, and selfcentered woman I have ever had the displeasure of meeting, but that says more about me considering I wish more than anything in the world to be exactly like you." -Countess Shar'e Du 'Puai

"Come and f**k me tonight and I wont kill you tomorrow." -Anonymous

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -GW