Friendly Frogo
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"We must all learn that a god is not intrinsically greater than us. Only weaklings succumb to their deceitful promises of fame and power! Mankind is greater than any lowly god-creature!" - Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII

"Nobody bigga den Ghazghkull, ya ignorant git...at least not yet!" - Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

"~He looks like a bit of a dandy~ but he's deadly with a blade!" -Blademaster Owyn

"So it is, I became a Lord of Cinder. I may be but small, but I will die a colossus." -Little Ludleth of Courland

"The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think; now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content!" -Valtr the Beast Eater; Master of the League

"A good girlfriend will lie to the police, but a GREAT girlfriend will help you burn the body; guess which one I am..." -Yandere-chan

"It builds up faster than a virgin's ejaculate." - OnlyAfro

"You can't get arrested for making a child wet." -Hugo

"It's like, we're too old to Trick or Treat, and we're too young to die..." -Eric Foreman

"Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression; that is, unfortunately, not packageable." -KL-E-O

"Even I think that's sexist, and I'm a terrible gargoyle!" -Ridley, on Metroid: Other M

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy." -Bender Bending Rodríguez, Sr.

"If there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it's being told they're prettier than other girls!" -Mrs.Turner

"Listen up mothafuckers; imma tell you a tale, 'bout a little futanari, a boy and a hay bale!" -Me

"If I can't be the best, I can sure as hell be the worst!" -Jon Jafari

"Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago; only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh." -Yami Atem

"THERE you filthy monstrosity, what good is your immortality now? Try sturring up trouble in *this* sorry state; all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside for all the world to see!" -Alfred, Executioner of Vilebloods

"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle; chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time." -His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI

"All music is folk music; I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." -Louis Armstrong

"The best defense
is a level 3 sentry
on last point
before mid is captured"
-Sun Tzu's The Art of War

"Hahaha, disregard that; I suck cocks!" -Heller "Mad" Moxxi

"He has a wife, you know." -Pontius Pilate

"I'm not like other girls." -Every other girl

"Never underestimate a bitch who's used to bein' on top!" -Zimos

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

"You're the kinda nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home" -DEMO Dan

"Oh, c'mon now; it's not rocket science, it's just quantum physics." -the 11th Doctor

"We all need love, whether woman or a man..." -Chop Chop Master Oinion

"These bats are mommas and papas too; they care for their young just like we ponies do~" - Fluttershy
"Oh suck my dick you yellow-pink bitch!" -Apple Jack

"Soul of the mind; key to life's Ether. Soul of the lost, be granted a vessel. Grant strength to the vessel, that the world might be mended. That the world might be mended..." -The Maiden in Black

"Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill." -Wesley Snipes

"Possess the right thinking..." -Hamato Yoshi's first rule

"Squaring numbers are just like women; if they're under thirteen just do them in your head" -Bo Burnham

"That was a close one...you were almost a Jill sandwhich =D" -Barry Burton

"BARRY!!! D=" -Jill Valentine

"This is the part where you fall down..." -The illustrious Mr. Johnny "Cage" Carlton

"So, Mike; turtles excrete wax, and you humans put it in cans and just rub it all over your cars? Good, that's good; just keep doing that." -Tom Servo
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Battle Hymn of the EDF
To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack,
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces; we wont cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!


Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats,
the Navy launches ships; the Airforce sends their jets
And nothing can withstand us and our fixed bayonets
The EDF deploys!


We, the EDF, are fighting bugs from outer space,
We're going underground, for their path we must retrace
To find their giant nest and crush the queen's carapace!
The EDF deploys!


Our forces have all dwindled and we pull back to regroup,
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we all turn into soup
The EDF deploys!


Two days ago my brother died, the next my lover fell,
Today most everyone was killed; on that we must not dwell
For we'll never leave the field; we'll never say farewell
The EDF deploys!


The airforce and the navy have all been knocked about,
Scouts, Rangers, Wing Divers have nearly been wiped out
Despite all this the infantry will stubbornly hold out
The EDF deploys!


Our friends were all killed yesterday as well our families,
Today we might not make it facing these atrocities
We'll never drop our banner despite all these casualties
The EDF deploys!


A legendary hero who will lead us all to glory,
Eight years ago he sunk the mothership says history
Tomorrow we will follow this brave soul to victory
The EDF deploys!
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Failure Nov 4, 2017 @ 3:17am 
Lub your avatar
Rynoa the Super Feb 15, 2017 @ 12:05am 
Happy Valentine's Day
Blububub Ravir Jan 17, 2017 @ 1:49pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Gurgle Guy Dec 10, 2016 @ 9:00pm 
Jeez, you get no comments--
Blububub Ravir Jun 11, 2016 @ 5:01am 
You da niggest. :spiffo:
Stinky Mar 4, 2016 @ 8:52pm 
meww :bbtcat::8bitheart: