Red Falckon
Ray Falck   New Hampshire, United States
 
 
Red Falckon (real name Ray, commonly referred to as Red), was a former spy, special operations soldier and produce merchant. He was a product of the terrible El Camino backseat accident and "son" of legendary bag boy, Tote, along with his "brothers" Paper and Plastic.

Possessing an IQ of 180 and fluent in six languages, including English and five forms of gibberish, he was known as "the man who makes the improbable impossible" and his exploits made him into a living legend among the military black ops and local grocers. Initially a cashier, Red was later inducted into High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOXDOG in the mid-1990s while it was under the leadership of The Night Manager. Repeatedly tasked with disarming and destroying the latest incarnation of Rusty Gear, a bipedal nuclear weapon-armed tank child, Red would thrice avert potential nuclear catastrophe, becoming a famed war hero and employee of the month ten years running.
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