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Reddz: The archers started firing Arrows and Slingshots, and even threw rocks when they ran out of ammunition, but Corky was fast as lightning, he dodged every attack from the guards. He got right upon the door, and started a 1v5 clutch on the golems
Reddz: As Corky pulled off a bruce lee cross kick on 1 golem, he knocked him thru the main entrance, now the castle exposed to any intruder, all guards diverted there attention on Corky. The 1v5 clutch became a 1v 13 clutch
Reddz: and Corky remained strong, fighting with everything he had. Meanwhile...Link set to find lodo, King Dragon of pumperknickle... He ascended a flight of stairs, leading to the main hallway just before where Lodoh Slept. As he enter the hall, spirit wraiths appear out of no where, scaring Link out of his boots. He jumps back and knocks over a flower vase, as it comes crashing down to the floor, It smashes over Corky's head. the water wraps his body in pain, and he's now paralyzed from the nose down. His face stuck in a funny 'GOT DAMN" look forevermore, as he slowly dies from the pain
xyz: From the nose down so his eyes are still wondering
xyz: gripping story line
Reddz: Link now conflicted from killing his partner, he lets out a loud shriek, as his inner chi spirit nonsense fills the room with a bright blue light
Reddz: eating everything around him from the inside out
xyz: As most things in china do
Reddz: Now, there is nothing standing in the way between link and Lodoh, but he has plans for corky, one last time. He begins to wrap Corky in bubble paper, and prepares for an entrance of a lifetime. With his magical fairy of wonder, He charges each individual bubble on the paper with an ice/electric mixture that would make any pokemon jealous....and he lifts Corky's lifeless body over his head in classic he-man fashion. He kicks open the door like he was Arnold whats his face, and throws the body directly at a passive lodoh, the magcal energy swirling around a stunned Lodoh, conflicting him as he stands there helpless. Link charges and dives headon with Lodoh, pulling out his swivvel Dagger in mid flight
xyz: passive? maybe lodoh wasnt his enemy? DID HE EVER TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION
Reddz: and just as hes about to pierce the dragon thru the heart, Lodoh lets off a breath of fire that incinerates everything in the room, Link now a toasty brown, Lodoh begins to munch away at a broken link, siezing his way for another day in paradise. Hail Lodoh, King of pumperknickle
The End.

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