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"Take the griffy perk, and use it as a way to defeat enemies in battles, giving you 50% critical hits" heres a motto I've tried to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!

Nichloas Cheer

Boston, Massachusetts, United States 

My most played L4D character
Most Played Character:
Zoey (played 45% of campaigns)


Behold the Lulz.


MY GODDAMN SANDVICH: How do you do that?
<SWW>Count Chocula: how do u do that
Ermac (ηЅ| ЯuβЪεг): lol
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH: Lol

MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): When you get chance
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): 1849
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): OH YEAH!!!!!!!!
Hitguy: YEAH
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): HE CAME BACK!
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): RUN
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): HES GOT A PILLOW PET
Hitguy: OMG
Hitguy: he gots a hippo wtf!!!
Hitguy: RUN
Hitguy: RUN
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}) was trampled
Hitguy gets an Ak-47 starts to shoot random pieces of toats

MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): 1849
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): Hitguy the First strikes it rich
Hitguy: OHHH YEAAA
Hitguy: WTF KOOLAID MAN
Hitguy: MY WALL
Hitguy: AGAIN
Hitguy: I THOUGHT REHAB WILL DO THE TRICK
Hitguy: GODDAMMINT NOW
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH({HE}): OHHHH YEAAAA
Hitguy: IM GANNA SHOVE THIS NEWSPAPER WITH A FINISHED CROSSWORD UP YPUR RED ASS
Hitguy: NOW GTFO
Hitguy: lol

7:30 PM - MY SANDVICH: 1849
7:30 PM - MY SANDVICH: Hitguy the First strikes it rich
7:30 PM - MY SANDVICH: 2009
7:30 PM - Hitguy: :D
7:30 PM - Hitguy: AHHHH YEAAA
7:30 PM - MY SANDVICH: 2008
7:30 PM - Hitguy: GTFO KOOLAID MAN
7:30 PM - Hitguy: DONT NEED THTA SHIT
7:31 PM - Hitguy: YOU BUSTED MY WALL
7:31 PM - Hitguy: YOU ASS!!


Mind Oprah: ok so this pizza rox
MY SANDVICH entered chat.
DarkCrystalMethod: I'd say



Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: Rowan
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: Tell Nick to come to you
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: So I can talk tos him
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: To**
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: Why
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: I said so I can talk to him.
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: So you can talk to malcolm
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: ok heres malcolm
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: So I can talk to NICK
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: Nick is standing right next to you
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: wait behind you
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: THIS IS DARBY!
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: Harry potter?
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: DARBY _________________!!
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: OH hai darby
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Crowbar: its me rowan
Master Chief Ph.D in BattleRifle: I know


Some problems involve war, others involve me Kicking Sonic The hedgehog and Princess peachs ass, and that means I'm F___ing awesome :P .

Now If excuse me I have some ass-kicking to do.

FURRY PRIDE METER:
███████████████ 100%
If Your Proud To Be A Furry stick this on your page

Roblox the place where kids and (maybe) teenagers can build
Hey guys, wanna see reveiwed movies? Check this out!
Hell, even the best animated games, need to be a flash version

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SMASHFACE SANDVICH posted on November 15, 2009 @ 8:35am
Goddamn it

Furries are awesome stay out of this James , what? Yeah? Up yours too you fagit(James doesnt deserve the real way to spell it)
 
SMASHFACE SANDVICH posted on November 03, 2009 @ 9:30pm
TIME TO DIE BITCH
 
SMASHFACE SANDVICH posted on November 02, 2009 @ 8:55pm
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses /nostalgia-critic
 
Ermac posted on October 19, 2009 @ 9:40am
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH: How do you do that?
<SWW>Count Chocula: how do u do that
ηЅ| ЯuβЪεг: lol
MY GODDAMN SANDVICH: Lol

:DDDDDDDD now i am Ermac not ηЅ| ЯuβЪεг
 
SMASHFACE SANDVICH posted on October 17, 2009 @ 8:25pm
Hitguy posted on July 03, 2009 @ 5:31pm
pregenant anime....look at mega he likes furries... or was it cynder...,Cain! wait no oh DIEMENTO!!! no hes like 12 hmmm well all i can say people like diffrent things that revolves around sex :D..... now i think it was akbar that likes furries hmmm idk.... -_-

THIS DESERVES ATTENTION
 
SMASHFACE SANDVICH posted on October 09, 2009 @ 4:35pm
Hi


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