We are Manly Men who do Manly things at the Manliest of Times!
I will start with a Manly Definition of the word MANLY: Manly: It is being awesome, being Strong, Big and knowing that your bare knuckles are the greatest thing in the world, It is also a lovely beach in Australia.
We are a Bunch of Bros, kicking ass, chewin gum and takin names.
You know the saying Bros before hos? Yeah. Well that's unless the ho is also a bro, is a rare occurence, but it happens, roughly once every full moon a "BroHo" appears, not to be mistaken for Hobros (HoBros are Jerks, they're like Hobos, except they go from place to place making new bros and never actually stick with one Bros like most guys), or Bromos, Bromos aren't so bad, they can be pretty fuckin Manly, especially if you've seen the film RockNRolla, great film... anyway Bros have been around for generations, much longer than hos, that's actually where the expression Bros before Hos came from it actually means Bros came Before Hos, you see? Except it has changed over time as people have forgotten that, and then Manly Black guys started to get their well earned freedoms. Bros have been seen dating back thousands of years, you may have seen "The first Bros" also known as the "Apostles" in christian belief (note: they were not, nor did they think themselves as, the very first bros to exist, this was a name given later by infidels). The last supper was actually a weed fest, (which subsequently was why Jesus believed himself to be the son of god) not that Jesus wasnt a great guy, he had plenty to teach, even more Manly since he was high half the time, and he still leads a great example, such as dying to save your bros (and Mary, who used to be a Ho, but turned into a BroHo). Now oppositely Hos have only been appearing in the last 500 years, but used to be called "Wenches", and the "Wenchslap" appeared around that time aswell ("Verily thou shalt be taught respect Wench") this later developed into the much superior and greatly appreciated (except by Wenchs): Bitchslap, you may have heard of it. Now you have been taught, this is the first step in the Manly Creed.
-Moses Act 1 Verse 1
Thus it is Said thus is it written.
The Manliest element in the periodic table? Bromine, it is so awesome in fact that everything in the universe has a bit of Bromine in it, if it weren't for Bromine there would be no Nuclei, its just the awesomeness of Bromine that holds the protons and neutrons in a nucleus together. In fact it was Bromine who first introduced Hydrogen to Oxygen and therein a fantastic Bro-ship was born, and we're all thankful for it very day, I mean without the good old H-two-O how would we have Beer?
-Moses Act 2 Verse 1337
Be a Man
In association with Sandvich time: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/sandvichpicnic
Fantastic Manly Picture by Toast Hawaii.
Ridiculously long speech by one, Great Moses, though shalt be revered by him
