Do you, too, here the sound of drums?

The Master of All Things

Wisconsin, United States 

Player (Nikita): "IT’S A MECHA! By definition its not real. So I want one--"
Game Master: "Yeah…weilding axes..."
Nikita: "So…mecha is not real…so who cares about an axe?"
GM: "
So…we have this big super advanced culture that can build Mechs…and we put…I don’t know…lets put an Axe on it."
Nikita: "Shit yeah!"
GM: "Hm….Why not a laser. Or some other kind of gun."
Nikita: "How about a gun that fires Axes!"
GM: "That’s more dumb. You are going to make a gun…that fires axes! Wouldn’t there be an issue of ammo?"
Nikita: "Make it a big gun…"
GM: "….that fires axes…You’re the warrior from Gauntlet, you know that?"=
Nikita: "How about an energy gun that fires bolts of energy shaped like axes."
GM: "Fuck off…"
Nikita: "Why not?"
GM: "Righht…so a scientist is going to make a weapon--"
Nikita: "COULD HAPPEN!"
GM: "Hey Jimmy…about that gun you made. I am all about the destruction and all…but don’t you think you could have spent your time just making a laser and not a laser that fire axe shaped chunks of light."
Nikita: "Well frank there made a mecha."
GM: "No Axe."
Nikita: "Fuck no…I want two. Coming out the sides. And one in the head."
GM: "Why—"
Nikita: "Even better have a hand in the head that throws the axe. Like his head splits open and a little head pops up."
GM: "Listen to yourself. I seriously think that no part of your brain is actuall doing the talking. The Right brain goes to the left, “What are you saying?” and the left brain goes…”I dunno, I thought you were doing the talking.” “Well if you are not…and I am not…then the hell are we speaking?!”
Nikita: "--Or an axe that transforms into an even bigger axe…oh NOO…I am the axe. Someone just throws me…or my arms detatch and throw me."
GM: "Kinda an inertia issue on that one."
Nikita: "Make a bigger mech that throws me."
GM: "Then why are you in the mech…kinda useless now, aren’t you. And where we going to egt the giant mecha that throws the smaller mech shaped like an axe?"
Nikita: "I dunno…that your problem."
GM: "And if you miss…you are basically out of it."
Nikita: "Now way…cause then I just detonate the nuke."
GM: "YOU DON’T HAVE A NUKE!"
Nikita: "I’ll pay for it."
GM: "You can’t afford it."
Nikita: "Yes I can."
GM: "It would cost so much, you would would not have enough to make a mecha with two axes…or even one...
GM: ":"...So you have an axe shaped mecha wielding two axes with a gun that fires minature axes. So…you have a mecha…with two axes…and a gun…with a 10 round warm up time….and you’re complaining I make gay designs…"

Zombie Killers Anonymous

5 Members  |  0 In-Game  |  1 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

For those that wish to slay the undead incognito

Zombie Killers Anonymous is a group created in anticipation of and for participation in source/valve/steam zombie games and mods. Currently, the biggest name in this field is Left 4 Dead, however since it is unreleased as of yet, our members are likely to be found in zombie mods ranging from the server side Counter Strike zombie mods to the recently released Zombie Panic: Source. Or perhaps the tried-and-tested Zombie Master mod.

No matter the game, the purpose of this 'clan' is the same, to organize the survivors and fight to live another day. Our members may not be the best shots but they have the humility and capacity to insure that the side of humanity prevails once and a while over its undead counterparts.
This is not a public group for a few reasons. The main one being that a public group cannot disallow idiots, 'l337 pwners' and other undesirables from joining. We here at Zombie Killers Anonymous wish for some discretion regarding those who join our little organization. Thus when someone is invited to join the ZKA it is because the administration as carefully watched this person and has seen in them the qualities of a good Zombie Killer. Those being: humility, selflessness, organization, teamwork and, last but not least, common sense!
If you are one of those few chosen be mindful of the reason you were picked. It was not your head shots or nading that got you here. Elitism will be frowned upon and we'd prefer some degree of competency in your writing.
If you are not chosen and would both wish to join and think you possess the noble attributes listed above. Hang around in servers you commonly find our members in. If you truly are ZKA material you'll get an invite eventually.
And remember everyone, we're here to have fun kicking undead ass.

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