You know, you and I are the only people in this village who aren't complete fools.
We are the astro-creeps.
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Not quite as slender as the black or roof rat, Norman Rafferty's tail is relatively shorter, his snout is less pointed, and his ears are shorter. His coat is grayish-brown on the back and off-white underneath. His tail is covered with rings of scales.
Norman's favorite haunts are sewers, stables, cowsheds, and cellars. He is mainly active at night. He is not as good a climber as the black rat, but is an excellent swimmer. Rafferty is a serious pest because of the health hazards caused by his presence, including the transmittal of such diseases as bubonic plague and murine typhus. His species includes the familiar white laboratory rats.
We are the astro-creeps.
Please update your records accordingly.
Fun fact: I played 182 hours of this game, and not ONCE did anyone say, "I took an arrow to the knee." Everyone else is playing it wrong. ... PS This game is awesome.
Creepy, funny, and above all, puzzling. The music is spot on. The low frame rates and ultra-simple animation highlights the creepiness. Now available as 1 & 2 at the same time. Looking forward to more entries.
Man, this game is so close to perfect that it's painful. As a "first person brawler", the combat works quickly, and the strange graphics and Euro-comics inspired world make this game a visual treat. Be warned that the half-baked story ends on a cliff-hanger; it's obvious these guys bit off more than they could chew. But if you like unusual enviroments and a mix of combat styles, Zeno Clash is highly recommended.