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John Clark Langhorne Astor Fisher III

London, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a game called TF2

On the mean streets of Tanith we were born and raised
Camping your hive is how we spent most of our days
Doming, Aimbotting, Voice Comming you good
And all shooting your skulks before they could even move
When a couple of admins said we're up to no good
Started hackusatin and tryin to catch us riding dirty dude
I got one little skill ban and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with the rest of your brothers to TF2"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But then they suspended me for unsportsmanlike conduct and sent me on my way
She gave me a WMO and then she gave me my ticket
I put my SteelSeries Gaming Glove on and said “I might as well kick it!”

Soldier class, yo this is bad
Doming kids with a rocket in mid flight
Is this what the game TF2 is like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright

But wait I hear they’re pussy, crits and all that
Is Gravelpit the kind of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so, I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of TF2

Well the game downloaded and I hopped in a server to try it out
There was a dude who looked like an admin, specin’, checkin’ me out
I ain’t trying to get banned yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disconnected

I whistled for a clan and when it came near
the license plate said XEN and it had eights in the mirror
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of TF2


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bG | slowsteR posted on November 07, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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dbz posted on October 25, 2009 @ 7:44pm
this guy here, plays batman to beat up the black people in the game. ftw.
 
bG | slowsteR posted on September 23, 2009 @ 7:48pm
ohhhh myyyyyy im almost done.. hard mode is hard
 
blight. ruwin :3 posted on September 21, 2009 @ 7:49pm
and u are...?
 
bG | slowsteR posted on September 19, 2009 @ 12:59am
apdpglfg
 
ConeBone 69 - sick posted on August 02, 2009 @ 2:20am
I'll just fuckin skate around the map, fuckin be a niggersmith. Fuckin' skatesmith, I'm skatin' you can't fuckin' touch me, I'm a skatesmith, I'm skatin'. I'm skatin' what are you gonna fuckin' do. OH MY GOD! Fine, I'm fuckin' ditchin' the skates, I'm just niggersmithin' now. Oh my god... Oh my god... Oh my fucking god... Bring it on faggot, fuck it. OH MY GOD!


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