I'm sorry you feel that way about the bear...but just think for a minute about what he could teach his bear brothers if he ever escaped that hell hole...

Imagine that finale in The Great Escape where Steve McQueen jumped the fence in a German motorbike while under heavy fire...now replace the dreamy Mr. McQueen with a large bear in a dress.

If that doesn't lift your spirits...here's some monkeys riding bicycles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xFLrPuPq0&NR=1

A WILD PYRIT APPEARED

Ahoy! It's Pyrits on parade!

(Much better pirate-related song than You Are a Pirate. Go buy it and micspam it.)

Unfortunately I do not have a sparkly weapon to leverage the masses to my profile, so I am yet to recieve the epic spam a himmelstoss or Valve member recieves.



Also, awesome avatars.

I gotta be cooool. Relax. Get hip. Get awn my traaacks. Take a backseat. Hitchhike. Take a long riiiide on my motorbike 'til I'm reaaady

Do what you want 'cause a pyrit is freee... YOOOU AAARE A PYRIIIT!