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6 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
47.8 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
Johnny can be a superhero with super strength and everything.

Also, Johnny can fly, or glide or whatever, still awesome.



But most of all, the game has a lot of pretty ladies that Johnny can talk to and they all love Johnny.

Basically, this game is like Johnny's real life because Johnny is awesome.
Posted November 23, 2016. Last edited November 23, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
29.2 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
Johnny's reactions while playing the game:


Huge Strange has no pretty hair, maybe that's why he went crazy. He is jealous of Bruce Wayne's pretty hair.



Talia al Ghul and Catwoman are very pretty. Johnny's first reaction was "Whoa Mama, You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other"

Also, Johnny was singing "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!", everytime he started playing Batman.
Posted May 5, 2016. Last edited May 9, 2016.
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14 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
52.4 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
Johnny Bravo had fun playing Sleeping Dogs.

Johnny got to beat up bad guys...with Johnny's incredible martial arts skills.

"Hoo ha hooah"

Johnny was kicking butt...in awesome slow motion.

Also, Johnny looked good while kicking butt. Johnny looked extra pretty with those legendary costumes.




Spoiler Alert:

Why did Winston have to die??? He was Johnny's best bud.
Posted May 5, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
27.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Hey, it's Johnny, Johnny Bravo.

Lara Croft is a pretty lady. We're both pretty.

As Lara Croft, Johnny died a lot.

Lara was stabbed, shot, fell from a cliff, impaled...so many times.

Johnny did not do well as Lara. Johnny's muscles don't do quick time events well.

Also, Lara grunts a lot...

...Mama thought I was watching naughty shows.



Johnny recommends the game.
Posted March 23, 2016.
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335 people found this review helpful
763 people found this review funny
27.2 hrs on record
Johnny does not like glitchy games.

Johnny does not like uPlay.

Johnny had to use 'windows compatibility mode' because Watch Dogs started crashing.

Johnny did not have fun.
Posted March 23, 2016. Last edited March 23, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
24.8 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
In Brütal Legend, Johnny is Riggs. Riggs and Johnny both have beautiful hair and muscles.

Johnny has a lot of minions that Johnny can order around. They usually end up dying.

There's a sexy momma goth lady named, Ophelia...that turns evil...Boooo

Oh, Johnny forgot to say "spoiler alert."

Johnny thinks the music is awesome.

Johnny recommends the game, even though Johnny got tired of doing the same missions repeatedly.
Posted March 23, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
20.0 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
Johnny sabotages wires, person gets electrocuted.
Johnny sabotages gas pump, person burns to death.
Johnny presses button, block falls on a person.


This game gave Johnny, nightmares…violent violent nightmares.




Next day, Johnny sabotages disco ball…


Johnny can’t stop sabotaging…



"I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!"



Johnny recommends game, but would prefer if Agent 47 had pretty hair like Johnny.
Posted January 17, 2016.
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14 people found this review helpful
38 people found this review funny
49.8 hrs on record
In Deus Ex, Johnny is like half-robot, which makes Johnny super strong and super pretty.

“I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

Now say it with me, “hoo ha hooah!”

Also, Johnny learned the importance of vents. Vents are as important as Johnny’s hair, and Johnny doesn’t need to tell you how important that is. Well, let me tell you how important it is. It makes Johnny, pretty.

Hair = Vent
Posted January 6, 2016.
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755 people found this review helpful
1,951 people found this review funny
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62.3 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
Johnny didn't have enough funds to buy Fallout 4.
Johnny saw Fallout: New Vegas on sale, bought it.

Found a bunch of "blind deathclaws," started shooting at them. Johnny thinks "haha, weak."

Deathclaw Mother and Deathclaw Alpha Male sees Johnny. "Hey, pretty mama."

Johnny starts shooting. Johnny's shooting has little effect on the deathclaws.

Johnny starts running backwards, while shooting. Johnny's shooting still has no effect.

Johnny starts running...



...can't run fast enough.





Johnny gets killed by Deathclaws.

Johnny recommends the game.
Posted December 9, 2015. Last edited December 9, 2015.
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23 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
24.4 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Got the game from BundleStars, looked interesting.

Started playing the game, seems fun.

Kept playing...



...and playing


......must destroy more ships



..........must possess more ships


Posted December 8, 2015.
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