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51.7 hrs last two weeks / 1,049.3 hrs on record
Posted: Jul 17, 2016 @ 3:26pm
Updated: Jul 17, 2016 @ 3:35pm

Early Access Review
The colony flirt bothers my colony's fiancees for over a year. Just before marriage ceremony between one and her future husband, he gets serious food poisoning, then attends the party. Just after the bride and groom exchange vows, the flirt hits on the bride, the groom goes berserk with rage, beatsticks the flirt to the ground, projectile vomiting all over the room. He kills a kitten before being arrested and dragged to a cell to sleep it off.

Also, blasting 46 invaders at once with one lucky shot of a doomsday rocket.
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