skeez
matt
 
 
it's cold in the shade, let's move to the sun
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defective Dec 8 @ 2:40am 
Back then I used to play H3 all day. I was 23. She was 21. She had this asshole boyfriend, he beat her sometimes. I often heard them fighting in game chat. One day she starts crying out of nowhere while we're playing, and she tells he actually sent her to the hospital once.

She said she wanted to leave him and she said that she wanted to move with me. I agreed.

I flew down to Florida, to pick her up. Her boyfriend pulled a gun on me but I was able to knock him out and subdue him because I trained at the gym and I trained hard and my wife likes that and that's why she called me instead of the cops.

I beat her boyfriend until I was sure he would be at the hospital for at least a month, then we left Florida and arrived in New York a happy couple. Been together ever since.
To Des Moines for Women Dec 3 @ 5:06pm 
skeez
A sleazy, slimy behavior, generally refering to men.

Can be an adjective or noun, sometimes even a verb depending on how silly you wish to sound.

Mostly used in a tongue and cheek manner.
You are such a skeez!

Brett did the skeeziest thing I have ever seen.

Look at that skeezy person on the corner.
nikkkk Nov 30 @ 10:36pm 
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Space Ghost's Coffee Nov 23 @ 7:49pm 
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To Des Moines for Women Nov 19 @ 5:06pm 
Sometimes i trip while walking because i dont lift my foot high enough off the ground.
Just logged into my twitch and I am shocked to see you sitting here playing Overwatch. I am posting on Reddit right now. You had a 72 hour ban, and here you are a mere 48 hours later. I hope the next ban is Permanent!!!!